The bowl selections have smushed the face in of the already dejected Michigan fans.
Somehow, the lackluster Buckeyes will make a return appearance to the championship game against the cocksure Les Miles that parlayed his alma mater for some extra cash to stay in the bayou.
Like being locked in for the gimp in Pulp Fiction, the unranked Wolverines will face last year's national champions in a worthless bowl game where Urban Meyers' offense is the prototype of the offense that Michigan cannot handle.
Close your eyes this bowl season Michigan fans. Its going to hurt.