Saturday, December 22, 2007

Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris Kills Fun

Cease and desist or I will cripple you with my death stare.

Our buddy Illuminati at phillyBurbs' The Third Eye points out:

Chuck Norris is suing Penguin Group Inc. and the author of The Truth about Chuck Norris to stop them from publishing a book based on the infamous Chuck ‘facts’ website(s).

Good take by Illuminati:

Here is the sad truth (or how I see it). I bet Chuck is flattered, and always has been. But as soon as there is cash to be made on his name, Chuck is angry because he isn’t getting a cut of the action. Here is my guess on the outcome. They settle, the books goes out, and Chuck gets a nice hunk of change for his troubles.

Money solves everything.

So does Chuck Norris’ fist.

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