Ariel, with her trusty subscription to US Magazine, is able to keep in line with the "Romo Rumor" mill.
Jason Witten and Joe Simpson may go ga-ga over Cowboy Tony, but apparently Romo ex Carrie Underwood is happy to be free of the proverbial albatross that is the star-struck Dallas QB.
Says the mag: "She [Underwood] thanks her lucky stars she isn't with Tony anymore!" Adding, "She thinks it's a joke he's with Jessica Simpson and sees him as a player. Carrie and Chace call him 'the player' and Jessica 'the ditz.'"
So do we, Carrie. So do we.