Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Misleading Headline

AP/Sporting News: Disappointing Jets have plenty of questions

  • Why are we so irrelevant in the annals of history of American pop music?
  • What does Fall Out Boy have that we don't?
  • Why isn't our classic "Crush on You" featured on more CW sitcoms?
  • Is Rick Ruben available for collaboration? He won't return our calls.
  • Didn't one of us marry Janet Jackson?
  • What's a Brickashaw?
  • I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. What we know is we can improve. Chad Pennington, our quarterback, missed the first part of the season, and we struggled. We're looking to next season, we're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you!
Wait, that's a statement, not a question.

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