Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Whine-stone Cowboy

While overlooked on most sports sites, with the exception of regular sports observer DCScrap, among others, it's been all over the celebrity gossip blogs that (apparently) Jess Simpson wants to do a country duet with her father's boyfriend Cowboy Tony.

While many blast this as absurd, Tony has a ton of practice singing and strumming as evidenced in the picture below.


Photo: CNNSI

Just watch your nose in Nashville, Tony. Don't hassel the Hoff.




I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' card and letters from people I don't even know

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