What if you had to vote on the Presidential candidates based solely on their obscure sports-related endorsements?
Let's see how they stack up...
Johnny Damon (Giuliani): Baseball Player
World Champion idiot caveman.
Chuck Norris (Huckabee): Karate Champion
Can count to infinity (twice).
Sly Stallone (McCain): Body Builder / Fake Boxer
John Kerry (Obama): Football Enthusiast / Windsurfer
Ability to successfully plummet Presidential campaigns second to none.
Magic Johnson (Clinton): Hoops Legend
Can offer not only clout, but media training as well. Ballaz seem to love Hill.
Warrior (Paul): Pro Wrestler and Pundit
Tassels and face paint for rallies at no extra charge.
Rep. Heath Shuler (Edwards)
Bonus points to Edwards for also scoring Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh and the dorky, short, red-headed skateboarder from Airborne.