Monday, February 11, 2008
Cooking With Coolio
What do you do when the Rock 'N Jock well runs dry?
Ex-VH1 Exec Gives Coolio An Online Cooking Show
Quite an educational piece, the video highlights the lyrical gangsta "Bout to teach you ass how to cook" and "how to make a salad to get the panties right off," guaranteed to be "betta than yo mama's titty."
He's even got himself a Emeril Lagasse /Richard Prior-inspired catchphrase: "Shaka Zulu, Mother F*cka!"
Meanwhile, the HHR staff debates what was better Rock 'N Jock hoops or softball.
Ariel comes up with the best argument:
"The softball ones were way better. What's his face.... Roger McDowell, would always pitch with like a coconut bra on or some stupid shit like that. And Dan Cortez always came out for that one."
Only to have Willard counter:
If you are into that sophomoric humor. It just always seemed like a blowout...basketball was at least close. Remember Flea's three pointer to end the game??????"