(About 5 Minutes).
Fat Willard: Put on the Grammy's...Morris Day and the Mutha-effin' Time!
Ren: Oh-e-oh-e-oh. Where the hell did that come from?
Fat Willard: Hasn't lost a step. No joke, the song started and the pre-wife jumped up, excited as hell, "IS THIS EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR????" We broke up.
Ren: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Me and Fat Willard modeled our whole f*cking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the p*ssy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?
Ren: Ariel just said, "That's 'Was (Not Was)'"
Fat Willard: Yes it was. (Not was). Is this the scarecrow dancing? Looks like she is wearing a bail of hay.
Ren: Ahhh breakdancing. Love the Headspin. Let's see the nickel. Where's Turbo and Ozone?
Fat Willad: He got that suit at the Burlington Center Mall. Prato's.
Ren: Learned the moves on Soul Line.
Ren: They are honoring The Band with a lifetime achievement awards? I mean I like The Band. But "redefined music?"
Fat Willard: Yes, its the first dumb name in music - "The Band." Should have been called 'We Got Enough to Buy Instruments.'
Fat Willard: Dear Yoko, you didn't make the Beatles, you KILLED THEM.
Ren: Wait, what happened to The Band? They brushed over them and now they are talking about the Beatles? They must have realized, "Wait did I say the Band redefined music? I meant the Beatles." By the way, Paul's dead. Replaced by Billy Shears. The one and only.
Fat Willard: Here is the Beatles in FINGER PUPPETS. Here is the Beatles if done by FOURTH GRADERS.
Ren: It's the rejected Austin Powers scene.
Fat Willard: Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach.
Ren: Oh my God! They killed Herbie!
Fat Willard: One guess who is enjoying this. Two clues: she smoked alot of pot and I am marrying her. This WAS NOT WAS terrible.
Ren: Ok I am going to turn it off. Sad when I change the channel for King of the Hill.