Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Charles Darwin Brackets: South

Part 4 of 4+. This is the story of the hurricane.

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(1) Tigers over (16) Mavericks




I know this blows the 'humans always win theory' away. Yes, they are human, but ask Roy about screwing with Tigers.

(9) Beavers over (8) Bulldogs




I know logistically a bulldog would probably win but 1) I am sick of bulldogs and 2) beaver makes me giggle.

(5) Spartans over (12) Owls



Ready. OK! How many licks will it take to take down the Owl? One.

(4) Panthers over (12) Golden Eagles


Oh..GOLDEN...like 'better' than an Eagle. A golden eagle. I hope the panther pulls feather by feather.

(11) Wildcats over (6) Golden Eagles



Ohhh...Golden...like 'better' than an eagle. But as good a wild cat? But both names suck. Wildcats.

(14) Big Red Bear over (3) Cardinals




Any team named Cardinal, Bulldog or Eagle is an automatic loss from now on. Had just about enough of this crap.

(7) Hurricanes over (10) Gaels




Nature over umm...what the hell is a gael anyway?

(2) Longhorns over (15) Governors


Shouldn't the governors be ranked No. 9? Longhorns always win. Ask the call girls.

Second Round

(7) Hurricanes over (2) Longhorns

It's the weather. How the hell do you fight the weather?

(1) Tigers over (9) Beavers

If you are talking animals, Tigers no problem. If only this were a battle of better slang for female genitalia . Beaver over Pu....nevermind.

(5) Spartans over (4) Panthers

Man wins this battle but only because I keep thinking of the guys from 300 and not the guys from History of the World Part I.

(11) Wildcats over (14) Big Red Bears

Rrrrrrrrrrrrr (that's the funniest I can come up with. They can't all be gems).

Sweet 16

(1) Tigers over (5) Spartans

Even the guys in 300 lost eventually.

(7) Hurricanes over (11) Wildcats

Ever watch one of those 'Chasing the Storm' shows on Discovery? Where they rip through a town and the animals go flying. Yeah, something like that.

Elite 8 (7) Hurricanes over (1) Tigers

Riding this storm out till the final four.

1 comment:

bestonline323 said...

HAHAHA! I almost died of laughter!
"Any team named Cardinal, Bulldog or Eagle is an automatic loss from now on. Had just about enough of this crap."

You are too funny! Oh and i almost forgot i completely agree with you on any team named Cardinal, Bulldog or Eagle is an automatic loss from now on

-Rafael
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