Cal Ripken and the Energizer Bunny are looking for the inductees into the Keep Going Hall of Fame.
The Energizer keeps going and going, even after it's well past its usefulness, hanging on for years and keeping other batteries down and working on half power while it chases a meaningless record. Good for the battery.
Bet if the lights at Camden Yards worked on Energizers, they could have played that night game. It's true to me damn-it!!!