Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Update: 75 Smackeroos

Last night upon hearing of our namesake's settlement, we offered our patron saint a crisp, genuine cashier's check for $75.34 to come on over and tell his side of the story with us.

Our offer may seem too good to be true, but never fret, it is legit.

We are glad to see others taking up our cause. The great Chris Mottram of Sporting Blog and Mr. Irrelevant acclaim has even gone so far as to design mock up a cover for the publicity campaign we intend to roll out on HR's behalf should he accept our offer.

The ball is in your court, friend. With this sort of backing (and the scratch you earned yourself), you'll forget all about the Four-Letter WWL in no time.

Besides, we have a much friendlier work environment than Bristol, which we base upon the writings of Shel Silverstein:
I will not play tug o' war.
I'd rather play hug o' war.
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins,
and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins

on principle!!

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