Saturday, May 24, 2008

Hulkster mixes up God and Angel of Death

What happens if you don't train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins? You become a vegetable at the hands of God.

While crash victim John Graziano lies in a permanent vegetative state in a hospital with a hole in his head, Hulk Hogan says that God laid some "heavy s**t"on him because of things that he was "into." Nick agrees, saying John was a "negative person."

What was the kid into? Drugs? Like which kind? The bad kind, like cocaine, which ruins your life or the good kind, like painkillers and steriods, that make you a national icon?

If only poor John were more positive. He could have encouraged Nick to drive a little faster, win the illegal street race, and avoid the accident that ruined his life.

Hogan has something else to thank God for; the Internet came well after his wrestling heyday because it would be impossible to make Hogan 'a face' when it would have to be attached to his drug-taking, wife cheating, cradle-robbing, saggy-titted body.

Dig it, brother.

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