Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Shake Down. Break Down. You're Busted!

"To play in the Big Leagues, you must be 21, or else you're out at the old ball game."

Last night, NBC 10 News followed around Philly PD as they prowled the Citizen Bank Park parking lots for underage drinkers. Not surprisingly, they did so on "Dollar Dog Night."

The results: 91 minors busted, 7 juvies (under 18), 8 people produced fake IDs and 9 were cited for disorderly conduct. (Yet some drunken stumble bums still managed to make it into the stadium).

Kudos to the bearded clown for dropping the old "If you're old enough to go to Iraq" cliche.

2 comments:

DMtShooter said...

Thank you, oh great newshounds of NBC10, for being the only people with the *balls* to report this story. Kudos. Kudos.

Tracer Bullet said...

Bud Light. Miller Light. Keystone Light. Jesus, they should be cited for drinking shitty beer. Hey kids, Philadelphia is home to some really great beer. Yuenling doesn't cost any more than that piss you're drinking and you won't embarrass yourself on television.