Sunday, August 10, 2008

Dunbar's Olympic-sized Bits and Pieces

  • Raj Bhasvar may have surgically implanted softballs into his arms.
  • Which gymnastics apparatus expierences the most flatulance? I know I would have my mouth closed while providing support on the rings.
  • What does blowing your knee apart mean? Visions of a Tarantino movie come to mind. Either way, you shouldn't be able to land a high bar dismount. Then again, the same guy who described the injury just said gi-normous.
  • Costas claims a major victory by transmitting live from Tienneman Squre. Red flag? Can't video live in your most popular tourist destination. America will let go live at San Quinton.
  • America never had to use a sword in a battle, yet we are the best.
  • Costas is wearing a toupe. Chris Collinsworth is in Beijing for some reason. There must not be any former olympians with dimples.

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