Thursday, August 14, 2008

When You're nWo, You're nWo 4 Life

We learned (via TBL) that is reporting: "Linda Bollea to get $40,000 a month in alimony."

There was a line in the report that stood out and bears investigating:
"While these accounts hold the Hulkster's money, Terry Bollea doesn't control them. Instead they're in the hands of his close friend and business partner, Eric Bischoff."
That's right. Close friend and business partner, Eric Bischoff.

What other "associates" of Hulk's are bound to come out?

Our guesses...

Financial Adviser, Ted DiBiasi
Accountant, Irwin R. Scheister
Speech Therapist, Alfred Hayes
Body Guard, Virgil
Garbage Man, Duke Drose
Handy Man, Dusy Rhodes
Spiritual Adviser, Reverend Slick
Pimp, The Godfather
Barber, Brutus Beefcake

I'm sure readers have a few others in mind.


Captain America said...

None of those guys matter because Linda is going to have Repo Man, Barry Darsow in her corner.

Hugging Harold Reynolds said...

Great Call, Capt. A.