Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Meet Matt Ass-Hell

I was waiting to see if this was updated on a more regular basis, but then figured why the hell not mention it now. You see, like you I was a HUGE fan of Tony Homo. Let's be honest - that overconfident, vulnerable, ignorant and insecure athletic voice is missed on the interwebs (aside from Peter King of course). Fortunately, Totally Tom Brady has found the internet in his spare time and given us the affectionately titled More Like Matt Ass-Hell.

If you've ever had multiple ligaments in one knee ripped from the bone and torn into shreds, you know just as well as I do - it fucking rules. There is no feeling like the adrenaline rush that comes when you rip your insides apart in public. It's like having surgery performed without anesthesia but you get to wear a helmet. That is some serious thrill-sauce, amigos. And this is coming from a guy who's banged supermodels while dangling from a helicopter over a shark tank filled with -yup, you guessed it - more supermodels. Totally insane-in-the-alfresco.

If nothing else, it reminds me of Tony Homo and that is like two thumbs way up -and the thumbs have burgers on them.

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