As the New York Yankees prepare to close the Renovated Not-Quite House that Ruth Built tonight, the most storied franchise in sports will parade out a caravan of nostalgic players and images for the Bronx faithful (and the world) to marvel over.
Unfortunately, those players and images only tell half the story, as several people and images will likely be absent tonight.
Allow us...
- Thurman Munson's Pilot
- Micky Mantle's Liver
- Babe Ruth's Colon
- Lou Gehrig's Doctor
- Joe Pepitone's Wig Maker
- Bobby Murcer
- Bobby Abreu
- Bob Sheppard's Wherewithal
- Wayne Tolleson
- Cologero Anello
- Brian McNamee
- Mr. Wilhelm
- Mr. May
- Scooter
- Skeeter
- Beaker
- Bunsen
- Joe & Frank Torre
- Buck Showalter & Stump Merrill
- 14 Lost Years of Yogi Berra's Life
Come on, Yankee haters. What other shameful, tragic or moronic Yankeeisms are we missing?
8 comments:
Kevin Maas' rookie card.
Jack McDowell's middle finger.
Steve Nebraska.
Alvaro Espinoza.
The Pedro Martinez vs Zimmer Pile Drive
I hope you'll print a retraction if the team *does* bring out Babe Ruth's colon in a jar...
William Reedy
Melanie Lidle's MLB Insurance Settlement
So far I haven't seen Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson exchanging pleasantries.....among other things.
An A-Rod hit. A Jeter hit for that matter.
"Regardless, I could probably just go out there and do something, stand there and take some pitches. But no, I'm going to play tomorrow."
Well, looks like that's what he did...
Throw the Flag wonders where the Rocket was.
Seeing as they were playing the Orioles, they should have had Jeffrey Mayer and Tony Tarasco as special guests.
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