In a display of Real Ultimate Power, Russian President Vladimir Putin, a former judo champ from St. Petersburg (nee Leningrad), has released a DVD called "Let's learn judo with Vladimir Putin." The DVD is said to depict "a black-clad Putin talking about the history and philosophy of judo, as well as a white-robed Putin demonstrating moves against a practice partner."

LOOK OUT MAN LOOK AT IT COMIN' ATCHA MAN!

I guess he hadn't heard that that only 2 kinds of people know about Karate, the Chinese and the King.