I was never a big 90210 fan. Ariel, on the other hand, still can't get enough. So after work, I usually come home to find her watching reruns on Soap Net (I never knew such a channel existed).
Last week, I peak at the screen and remark, "Holy Sh*t! That's Barry Bonds!"
Apparently, Steve Sanders' dad was using some jacked-up golf balls so that his wrinkly ass could drive further on the golf course back in '94.
Sweet, sweet irony.