Saturday, November 1, 2008

Lynn Swann, Pat Summerall, And Secretary Kemp Join Florida "Athletes For Victory 2008" Bus Tour

With a possible Presidential loss on the horizon, the Republicans have begun pulling out all the stops. Bringing back the humble losers of the past. Oh, and Pat Summerall. For shits and giggles.

WASHINGTON – Florida Victory today announced that former professional football players Lynn Swann, the Honorable Jack Kemp, and Pat Summerall will join up with the “Victory 2008” bus tour through Florida on Sunday, November 2, and Monday, November 3.

Where is the first stop for the short bus? A bar of course. Not just any bar. BEEF O'BRADY'S! Summerall needs a drink! And some god-damn short ribs!!!

Not since the Lex Express drove across country in preparation of his title match with Yokuzuna at SummerSlam has a bus of ex-athletes been on a faster road to failure.

I only pray they get just as bitching a video. And with MICHAEL BOLTON!

1 comment:

Bassett said...

"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"

You said it, Rex ...