JoJo Disappoints Momma

College hockey star and Momma Boy JoJo Bojanowski got to show off some of his skills last night on the ice in a group date organized by his Momma, Mrs. B.



Too bad the ingrate spent the rest of the night breaking his momma's heart.

As you recall, Mrs. B laid down the ground rules in what she is looking for in a gal: not black, not Muslim, not Asian, not a Jew, a Catholic without a big butt.

So to kick things off, JoJo "saves" a sista in the elimination. Then, following the group date, opts to go on a one-on-one with a girl Mrs. B deems has a fat ass (and who, if I recall from week 1, is half-Jewish).

The overbearing momma will have none-of-that, and proceeds to cock-block like nobody's business.



In another train-wreckingly amusing moment, JoJo and house mensch Rob Kluge boot on camera after taking the house's "UFC Challenge," which is surprising to Mrs. Kluge who describes her son as an "athlete" even though "he isn't built the same way as Jojo and Michael." Hilarity ensues.



One side note. Michael and Rob's moms are enthralled with Erica, who Michael's mom describes as "Very wholesome. Very reserved."

She just happens to be the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year.