Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Paterno One Step Closer to Goal of Dying as PSU Coach

Mark Brennan at FightOnState.com reports that according to sources "the veteran Nittany Lion coach is set to sign a new deal that will keep him at the helm for at least three more years."

The 82-year-old, fresh off an 11-1 season, has a new hip and possibly wets himself, yet will forgo a retirement of bridge and shuffleboard in pursuit of his lifelong dream of becoming the "all-time winningest coach in college football history to die at the helm."

The article notes that the deal is expected to be signed and announced by week's end.


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