Always eager and willing to poke a thumb in the eye of the United States, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez celebrated with grandeur as the greatest player of America's national past time is embroiled in steroid controversy.
After showing off his invisible bat, Chavez delightfully threw himself a very-visible ticker tape parade declaring: "SI! I am is de great bambino of de beisbol game in de ever. Fuckada A-Rod! Fuckada Busha! I ama de chapeen mi amigo!"