Thursday, February 26, 2009

A-Rod Cousin Definitely Not On Steroids Anymore

Bigs ups to the Daily News for providing a solid photo of A-Rod's steroid-toting cousin Yuri Sucart. Sucart, who allegedly obtained steroids for A-Rod between 2001-2003, showed up in Tampa at Yankees Spring Training leaving nothing to the imagination on his current physique.

Sucart, sporting one of those dry-fit Nike tops, happily displays his supple man breasts and rotund midsection proving he is no longer likely on the "boli."

To add insult to injury, he was told today by the Yankees to stay away from team facilities and hotels.

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Russianator said...

Yeah but the mustache is still clearly on the juice.

Billy said...

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