Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Big Suckerpunch: Congress Calls Out Shaq While Honoring Kobe, Lakers

It's been a rough few days for the Shaq Daddy.

It started off with a black spot placed on Shaq Diesel's new show when he happened to book a now accused rapist, Ben Roethlisberger, to be a main feature.

A few days later, Congress elbows Shaq Fu in the gut with a resolution honoring the Lakers' NBA championship while calling him out in the process:

"Whereas the Lakers won Game 5 against the Magic by a final score of 99-86, clinching a historic championship, Kobe Bryant's first championship without Shaquille O'Neal,"

Now, the Big Aristotle gets denied at the gates of the White House to philosophize with Obama even though he put on a nice suit.

The Big Shaqtus can't get any love. Hopefully, the new TV show won't have the same divorcing effects as the last one.

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