As documented in yesterday's Miami Herald, Bernie Kosar has had a rough fall from grace. There is no excuse, ex-superstar or not, to not know how to perform even the most mundane tasks:
He just learned the other day, after much trying and failing, how to make his own coffee. This is a man who owned his own jet and helped found companies, plural. But when his new girlfriend came over recently and found him trying to cook with his daughters, she couldn't believe what was on the kitchen island to cut the French bread. A saw.