Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Ball-tapping, kid's swollen testies are bigger in Indiana than basketball
We've all done it. Had it done. Enjoying a nice mac and cheese lunch in the cafeteria and YAM someone gently slaps you in the babymaker and the room spins around faster than Anderson Cooper's head in a crowded gym locker room.
It's all in good fun. Except in Indiana where it's a state of emergency.
"It's a disturbing game with devastating consequences, and a new WTHR survey suggests it is rampant in Indiana schools."
Yes, there was a study done. The head of the study is in the hospital. His nuts are a pale crimson shade.
It was not only a study but they have quotes, like this gem:
"I have had on occasion had a student come in complaining of pain in that area, and never a reasonable explanation of why he hurts in that area. I am better informed to possibly identify that this is taking place."
School officials were quick to blame 7th grader Denis Hatchet. She is such a tease. Let's you get so close then...
Statewide survey shows "ball tapping" problem widespread (WTHR.com)