Monday, August 31, 2009

What Would Brian Boitano Make?


What's Brian Boitano going to do on the Food Network? I bet he'll kick an ass or two.

Actually, no. He won't do that.

"What Would Brian Boitano Make?" - a not-so-subtle take on the South park parody song - debuted on the Food Network recently. At first I thought this could not possibly be real. I was mistaken.

I think Slashfood.com had the most dead-on description:


No, this is one of those "lifestyle" shows the Food Network is so adept at churning out -- more tailored to the host's persona and his or her niche than anything else. And to judge by the first episode, Brian's self-professed niche would be San Franciscan guys who like to entertain their single girlfriends, prepare fussy little crudités and "ride bikes on rainbows!"
The show airs Sundays at 1pm/12c.




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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Pitino: The Media is a Bunch of Rudipoo, Candy-asses

Since details of his dirty nasty affair with local skank Karen Sypher have been made public, the …drip…drip…drip… of negative press coverage has quickly overwhelmed Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino’s carefully crafted image as a successful basketball coach and community leader.

Clearly Pitino has had enough. At a hastily called press conference yesterday afternoon, Pitino had a simple message for everyone covering the story:

"Know your role...and shut your mouth."

I think Rick Pitino just tried to have his own "Rock" moment.


For those not following the story, the Louisville police department earlier Wednesday made public more taped conversations they made of their interviews with Sypher. This obviously remains big news locally because 1) Rick Pitino is one of the most recognizable figures in the state, and 2) we just don’t get good sex scandals like this everyday in Kentucky. And everyone loves a good sex scandal.

The problem is that Pitino would just rather you not hear, read or see what is included on those tapes. So he came out breathing fire against reporters for repeating "lies" about him, told the press how to do their jobs, and basically tried to intimidate the media into not releasing the details of what Sypher had to say about him in the tapes.

At least it’s clear to me that Pitino understands the first lesson of public relations: when your penis gets you in trouble, blame the press.

In spite of that, it’s hard to lose sight of the fact that it was Pitino who had after-hours sex on a restaurant table with a woman he had just met, gave that woman money which apparently was used for an abortion, and then the same woman turned around and married his close friend and longtime staff assistant. Whether they would admit it or not, I think most people are dying for more juicy details on the case whether those details are truthful, somewhat truthful, or complete bald-faced lies. Basically we’re all a bunch of hungry little gossip mongers that love a scandal.

So I ask: How could the media not cover this story?

Nonetheless, I took away from the presser that Pitino still feels he needs to reassure a jittery fan base and wavering recruits that he was going to fight, leaving no question he intends to stay on as coach. My personal favorite quote from this afternoon: "All of this has been a lie. It’s a total fabrication of the truth - except what I’ve told you."

I wonder if that’s what he told his family.

It was Pitino – not the press – that created this mess in the first place. Only time and a forgiving, forgetful public will get him out of it. No matter how bad this situation has been on Pitino personally or how hard it is for his friends and family to cope with his indiscretions, raking the media over the coals for doing what they are paid to do seems pretty foolish and self-serving at this point.

-Posted by Rev. Shaw Moore


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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

From the DC Bureau: DC Signs A Healthcare Bill

The town's been buzzing all day with the news that the greatest Washington National of all time is returning.

Besides being a former All-Star, the burly Cuban is also an M.D.

'It's 99.9 percent I'm not going to pitch no more' this season, [Livan] Hernandez said. 'I'm done, I think, so let's see what happens.

'I'll go to sleep and I'm going to make a decision tonight.'

His knee, drained on May 16, has been a nagging problem all year. The right-hander, who is 12-4 with a 3.44 earned run average, said it was not bothering him enough to affect his pitching and he wasn't told to have the knee worked on.

'It's not the doctors,' he said. 'It's me. I'm the doctor. I don't need it, but I'm going to' have an operation.

'I'll tell you when the season's over,' said Hernandez when pressed for an explanation. 'I'm mad.'

'I have no idea who he's mad at,' The Nationals' manager, Frank Robinson, said."

The DC Bureau tips its hat to the good doctor, and hopes his next prescription is an unlimited refill, for kicking ass.


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Blogs With Balls Radio Premiers on the Joe Sports Fan Radio Network


Welcome to the premier of Blogs With Balls Radio on the Joe Sports Fan Radio Network.

From JSF:

Over the past few weeks on our regular installment of the "JoeSportsFan Show", we teased the fact that big news was coming down the podcasting pipeline here on JoeSportsFan.com. Yesterday, you saw the initiation of this news as our own Patrick Imig and Jason Major debuted their first weekly show entitled, "The Steel Cage".

Today, we're happy to announce a partnership of sorts with respected cohorts that will deliver complementary content to our own internal lineup. Without further ado, we're pleased to unveil the "JoeSportsFan Radio Network".

We couldn't be more thrilled to be a part of the team.



Download Episode 1 Here.


Today we kick off with a show intro to let you know where we plan to take the show, and highlight what’s going on with the planning of Blogs With Balls 2.0 at the Blog World & New Media Expo.

We point out our first Ballsy Blog of the Week, IanPoulter.com.

Poulter’s site is no small reflection of the confidence he has in his game and his style.


We also have our first guest of the show, NCAA All-American from West Virginia, former 2nd round draft pick of the Tennessee Titans, former Cincinnati Bengals captain, and Founder & Co-CEO of JockBiz.com, John Thornton (@JohnThornton).

In his post-playing career, John blogs at AllProBlogger.com and offers full-service consulting for players in everything from nutrition and dieting to social media development at Jock Biz.

We are also honored to have John join Mike Germano (President, Carrot Creative), Pete Vlastelica (CEO, Yardbarker.com), Ron Wechsler (VP Series Production and Development, ESPN) on the “Connecting Directly” Panel at BwB2, where the group will look at what athletes being able to speak directly to their fanbase via blogs & Twitter means to sports media, bloggers, and fans.

John offers a preview of the discussion on today’s show.

Regarding how the media, namely those covering the Bengals, see their roles changing as guys like Chad Ochocinco circumvent the traditional athletes and take their message directly to fans:

“The media people that we talked to they were all sort of afraid for their jobs because they feel like they’re going to get cut out. Chad was actually on that panel and he said he wants to cut the middle man out because he’s been portrayed in a certain way…

I think the role of the media initially was to cover the game. Whether you’re supposed to tell what happened, but I think over time the media got so much power and they start to give their own opinions, their personal opinions. Now…the media has to reinvent themselves. You got to use social media…

You can’t be afraid of the athletes Tweeting or using their blogs or Facebook, you know whatever. You just gotta use it. You got to find a way to reinvent yourselves because it’s not just the newspapers anymore. Everybody’s online. Everybody’s on their cell phones. You just got to use that and incorporate it into your own story.”


Regarding how players interact, specifically those John consults with or is familiar with:

“We really try to let the guys know hey it’s cool to have fun, it’s cool to put yourself out there, but - you know - it’s public…

But then there’s guys that don’t care. There’s guys that I played with that I follow on Twitter that I’m like, ‘Why are you saying that? Why are you talking like that?’ But its really, its how they are...

This is your public image…”

Finally, we put John on the spot for a game we dubbed “Skyped Up” where we see just how familiar he is with the sports personalities his clients potentially have to interact with.

Look for more great things to come both with our show (which will be available each Wednesday), as well as the other personalities that will be announced on the JSF Radio Network in days and weeks to come.

This week's links of interest.
You can drop us comments, suggestions and hate mail at podcast[at]blogswithballs[dot]com.

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Warren Moon: Never Give Up on Your Dream

In 2006, Warren Moon was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility, becoming the first African-American quarterback to be honored in Canton.

I never viewed Moon as anything but a great quarterback, and certainly never looked at him as a "black quarterback." In fact, I wore #12 in my youth league quarterbacking days in honor of my favorite player Randall Cunningham. To me, a great player was a great player. But to Warren Moon, this racial distinction was ever apparent.

With that distinction came many personal, emotional hardships that I or most HHR readers can never fully grasp. And while he comments several times that he never wanted to be remembered as such (a "black" quarterback), he spends most of the 250 pages of his autobiography, Never Give Up on Your Dream, reminding readers that he is a black quarterback.

Literally, nearly every page makes mention of this.

Granted, Moon clearly uses the book as a therapeutic devise to get things off of his chest that he's held in for decades. Unfortunately, some of his arguments about his race contradict other things that he points out in the text.

For instance, Moon notes that despite his high school success, he was never actively recruited as a quarterback by a major D-1 program. In the same breath he notes that his senior year he stood a Flutie-esq 5'11", 165 pounds. Not many big-time recruiters are looking to fill their QB position with someone of that stature.

When finally getting a shot at the University of Washington, he noted that the offense catered to his strengths, moving the pocket, rolling out. He found a fit where the program was willing to change to meet Warren Moon's desires, rather than he himself changing to meet those of the programs he was looking to lead.

Moon rolled the dice, signed with the CFL out of college - a league whose wide-open field and spread offense favored Moon's skill set. While he signed north of the boarder, an NFL team could still have drafted his rights, albeit as a gamble. Moon expresses shock that this didn't happen. Of the fourteen QBs drafted in 1978, Moon noted "It stunned me that I wasn't included in that group somewhere...Although I knew I wasn't going to get drafted, it was still a major shock when my name wasn't called." This statement doesn't even make sense and tells me Moon is either being disengenuous with him memoir or realy has a warped sense of reality - he had just signed a 3-year deal with Edmonton.

Moon notes at the time of the draft the difficulty of being a black quarterback, that most bolt to the CFL and others become wide outs or d-backs. Yet, Doug Williams of HBC Grambling was the first quarterback selected that year.

Truth be told, like Tim Tebow today, it was Moon's ability and skill set that befuddled pro scouts and coaches, as much as his skin color. Neither Tebow nor Moon are/were viewed as "pro-style" quarterbacks.

When Moon finally signed the richest contract in history to land in Houston, the entire offense was adapted to him, incorporating 4 wide receivers and a spread set hardly seen anywhere in the NFL.

The first 200 pages of Never Give Up... are really a recap of Moon's career, with very little revealed. By the time Moon gets around to talking about his missteps - his failed first marriage, domestic abuse accusations, DUIs - they are brushed over in a manner that seems Moon, while saying he accepts responsibility, more paints the incidents as misunderstandings for which he was wrongly characterized.

This isn't to say that the combination of his race and position weren't accompanied by bias or predjudices, but I question Moon's motives, both now and in his playing days. While Moon was always viewed as a person of high character and class, always managing to say the right things as a player, perhaps this was a carefully-calculated approach to not rock the boat and for self-perserverance. With his legacy now secured with a bronze bust in Canton, he is more at liberty to speak his mind on social issues still relevant in the League than he was prior to his enshrinement.

I feel this book was more written for Warren Moon himself, rather than the football fan/reader.

Super Bowl title or no Super Bowl title, Warren Moon was one of the best quarterbacks of his or any era. Few will ever be able to comprehend the added scrutiny that being a black quarterback presents. But Moon doesn't do readers any justice by helping them to understand. Few examples can be viewed as anything other than the author's personal assumption and/or speculation. He could have really pounded home some tangible examples with additional testimony from others in the picture. But rather, Moon internalizes and focuses on #1.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Of Course There's a Steelers One

Why am I not surprised that in the bizarre world of grooming your pet to look like a panda, camel, buffalo, or whatever else these unstable people choose, someone felt it necessary to pay homage to their favorite NFL franchise:


Guh, they even gave him a jersey name. The irony is this mutt probably has a better command of the playbook than several of the starters, and unlike Jeff Reed he is trained not to dryhump people in public.

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Mr. Met Lands On DL With Vertigo


On the heels of pitching ace Johan Santana heading to the disabled list, perhaps a final blow was struck on what has been a season to forget for the New York Mets. Famed mascot Mr. Met was shut down today for the rest of the year with vertigo. Met is the latest in a string of superstars for the club that have had their season cut short by injury. Met joins Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, Carlos Delgado, David Wright, Johan Santana and a host of others on the disabled list officially dooming a season that had once started with such hope.

Boasting a head that is between seven and eight times the size of a normal person's head with the same height and build team doctors have always surmised the fun-loving baseball ambassador was susceptible to this type of condition. Vertigo can come in many forms but often leaves the affected with a sense of disorientation, diziness, headaches, nausea, and the feeling that their head is in fact much larger than it is. Doctors at the Roosevelt Hospital in Queens confirmed that Met is in the 99th percentile of those most likely to suffer from vertigo due to his body type and penchant for climbing to the farthest reaches of Citi Field. Hospital staffers have been watching Met around the clock after his admission on Sunday following the Mets 9-7 loss to the Philadelphia Phillies. Team officials suspected the veteran mascot was in trouble after he fell out of the second deck onto the mesh net covering the area behind homeplate during the fifth inning of Sunday's game.

A report by the AP following the game that stated a simple misfire by the Pepsi Party Patrol t-shit gun that Met was operating caused the fall later proved to be false. New York infielder Daniel Murphy watched the entire incident from the on-deck circle. "Mr. Met was doing his usual antics firing off t-shirts into the crowd, then he dropped the gun, began projectile vomiting on those girls that carry his t-shirts, wobbled, and fell off the second level, it was nuts," said Murphy, "it's pretty typical with the way this year has been going."

Manager Jerry Manuel has vowed that Met will be welcome next year and that this situation will in no way effect whether or not the team decides to pick up his remaining option worth a reported 11.3 million dollars.

-Posted by Cadillac Mescallade

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Looks Like Mitch Eats More than He Delivers

Or maybe they are just paying for his endorsement in curly fries.


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WaPo: Fans Cannot Be Involved in Recruiting, but the Line Blurs

As more and more fan-based, school-specific blogs are being granted similar access and credentialling as members of the traditional media, they are radically changing the role fan-publishers are taking in the college recruiting process, and, in turn, creating headaches for NCAA and school compliance officers.

NCAA rules explicitly state that fans of teams cannot be involved in recruiting, but those regulations blur when the fan wears a media credential. Such credentials, which are issued by whatever entity is running a particular event, designate the bearers as media members, giving them access to prospects that even college coaches don’t have during the all-important summer evaluation period. College coaches are not permitted to interact with prospects during the period.

NCAA officials and prominent figures on the summer basketball circuit are alarmed at an increasing number of fans who are creating Web sites, obtaining media credentials and becoming amateur recruiters. Rachel Newman-Baker, the NCAA’s agent, gambling and amateurism director, said one of the organization’s biggest concerns this summer was who was obtaining media credentials and for what purpose.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Let's Call this "Fenway Formal"

Thanks to some guy on twitter, we can all share in this one fan's amazing braided rat tail.


Normally, I'd yell for someone to call animal control, but even the most accomplished officer could only hope to contain this one.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Before Jon, There was Greg

In 2001, the Red Sox Minor League Pitcher of the Year was Greg Montalbano. A fierce lefthander, Montalbano was a local-boy-makes-good story when drafted by the Red Sox. At the time he was 3 years removed from his battles with cancer. Two years later he was a top prospect.

Sadly, after several recurrences of his illness over the last few years, he succumbed to his illness today.


Just 10 months ago, the Boston Globe ran a moving feature story on Greg detailing his continuous battles with cancer as a ballplayer right up to 2007. While every member of Red Sox Nation has heard of Jon Lester and his brave fight with cancer, Greg's story was lessser known - and Greg probably would have wanted it that way. Like Lester, he did not define himself as a great pitcher with cancer, but as a great pitcher who happened to be fighting cancer. The difference between the two is Greg fought cancer over and over and over again.

This section from the Globe's article is very telling:

Montalbano's surgery was scheduled for January 2007. Until then, he spent as much time as he could outdoors, fishing or hunting. Alone.

"If this is going to be my one month, I'm going to breathe the fresh air and enjoy it while my body can," he said. "What am I going to do, sit and pout for a month? I might never get out of treatment until they put me in a wooden box.

"I know I'm bald. I know my facial hair is not growing. But I don't look in the mirror and say, 'Oh, Greg, your life sucks.' Crying? I've done it. It's overrated."

On Jan. 2, 2007, doctors removed a tumor. Seven days later, they operated again to remove another tumor.

Carlos Peña, a former Northeastern teammate and now a star first baseman for Tampa Bay, was one of the first to visit Montalbano.

"He never complains," says Peña. "The best way to describe him is his courage. He's got the mind of a champion, the way he lives everyday life.

"It's so easy to give up but he does the total opposite. We just love him. God bless him. To go through this with a smile on his face, it's amazing to watch. If we can only be half the man Greg Montalbano is, we'd be all right."

Somewhere around this time, Montalbano's dream of playing in the major leagues died. Getting 27 outs on a baseball diamond was no longer the most important thing in life.


In the interest of full disclosure, I knew Greg when I was younger. He was on my little league team for years, and definitely the best pitcher we had. He was the consummate teammate - older, cooler and way more talented than any of us, but he never acknowledged either of those traits in himself.

Before Jon Lester there was Greg Montalbano, and throughout Greg's all too brief life, he worked tirelessly to not be defined by his fight with cancer. And I will grant him that much. But I will remember him by how he chose to fight his illness, with an attitude that was determined, courageous, stubborn, and optimistic - the attitude of every great pitcher.

UPDATE: Sincer word got out, there are a lot of stories you can read about Greg. In a great tribute, two players who knew him well gave him the best honor a ballplayer can give another:

[Kevin] Youkilis was a teammate of Montalbano in Double-A Portland during the 2003 season while [Carlos] Pena was with Montalbano at Northeastern.

After one of the homers, Youkilis, who tied a career high with two homers and six RBI, he pointed to the sky in honor of Montalbano and had the initials “GM’’ on his hat. When he got to the locker room after the game, Youkilis saw Pena’s homer against the Rangers on television.

“I just saw Carlos Pena hit a home run and he had a sign that said, ‘That was for you, Monty,’” said Youkilis. “It’s an unbelievable feeling that two guys who played with him hit home runs today. It was a great thing.



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Friday, August 21, 2009

Draft Day

This season, HHR will be participating in a VIP fantasy football league at the National Football Post sponsored by Coors Light. Among our fellow league managers will be the brains behind Yardbarker, Awful Announcing, Black Sports Online, Fansided and others.

I can only hope all our competition follows the lead of Yardbarker's Dewey Hammond and tips their hands and shows their strategy each week:




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Thursday, August 20, 2009

An Unforgiving Person: Crooked Former Politician Has No Stomach for Mike Vick

When former NJ US Senator Bob Torricelli announced he was dropping his bid for re-election under a cloud of ethical scandal, he asked, "When did we become such an unforgiving people? How did we become a society where a person can build credibility their entire life and have it questioned?"


Now an infrequent columnist on the NJ political site PolitickerNJ.com, "the Torch" wrote a scathing editorial against Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles, as well as some suggestion on how fellow football fans should treat those companies associated with the franchise.

I can only do it justice by sharing in its entirety...

The decision of who to support in this year's NFL match ups just got easier. I'm for anybody who plays against the Eagles.

Michael Vick is joining the team. The same man who just left a federal jail on felony counts involving the torturing and death of animals is about to reenter center stage. That's quite a message about the state of our culture and the role that NFL wants to play in our lives.

Homicide detectives sometimes track animal abuse because it's often the first act of mass murders. The same sociopathic behavior that takes pleasure in the suffering of an animal will migrate to the pleasure gained by harming a person. It's the same complete indifference to life. The killing of a helpless animal is not only unlawful but an act of depravity and sickness.

Think about Michael Vick. He trained dogs to maul and maim each other until death. When he was disappointed in them, he hung them by the neck. Their teeth were forcefully removed without anesthesia. Their torture became a means of his entertainment.

The talking heads on television describes him as a victim of "political correctness" and we're "denying him his right to make a living". What a sick society.

Let the Eagles make their choice. You should make yours. Watch every company that advertises during Eagles games and refuse to buy their products. Decent people should have no part in this charade. Sportsmanship used to involve more than athletic prowess. A sportsman was a person of character and a role model. It seems that the NFL has traded the notion of representing the best to allow the participation of the worst.

Bear in mind, Torricelli is from North Jersey - typically NY Football Giants country.

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Rusty Reckons: NASCAR Gets Presidential



Yesterday, President Obama welcomed a whole slew of driver's
to the south lawn of the White House for a little celebration of NASCAR, "a uniquely American sport." Typically, the President hosts just the champion. However, Jimmie Johnson's won the Sprint Cup three years running. Rusty figures he was getting tired of as Forrest Gump says, "Going to the White House, again", so this year he brought a few friends. Included among his visitors was the #48 car and the much sought after Sprint Cup trophy.


When asked his secret for picking winners - the President has correctly picked both the NCAA men's basketball champion and Super Bowl champion in the past year - Obama offered real ground breaking advice, "You guys call me up right before the end of the race and I'll let you know who I think's going to come out on top." I reckon that's a method with a much better percentage for being right. With that in mind, Rusty will forgo a prediction for Bristol until about 10:30 on Saturday night. I want to see who's left standing, first.


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Athlete Forced to Take Gender Test

Photo: AP

"That meant the gender test — which takes several weeks — could not be completed in time."

What ever happened to turn your head and cough?

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Brett Favre and the Pursuit of Happiness



Play As Long As You Want Favre.

While sure to rile up some folks, I really don't have a problem with Brett Favre coming back to play for the Minnesota Vikings or anyone else. Do I think it's a problem that Vikings Coach Brad Childress just slid his two current quarterbacks out of the way to make room for Favre after saying he wouldn't? Yes. Was it absolutely draining tht ESPN covers his every move in a potential comeback like a presidential campaign? Yes. But these aren't Favre's problems. I know there are a lot of reasons people have speculated as to why Favre is coming back. He wants to come back to get revenge on the Packers when the two meet up twice this season or maybe he is just looking at another payday. I'm sure those will all be nice parts of the package, getting some 25 million for two years and also a chance to take down the franchise that no longer wanted you have to be incentives, but I think at the end of the day he just wanted to play football again.

Photo: Elizabeth Flores/Star Tribune, via Associated Press

I am by no means a lifelong Favre fan but I can totally understand someone wanting to still do something they love even when others feel like it's time to move on. What has soured many folks on Favre is the back and forth on his retirement that has gone on for nearly the last decade. Perhaps he is like your friend at the diner who never knows what he wants and can't fully make up his decision until the waitress demands an order. Then after he gets the grilled cheese he knows he made a mistake. We all know people like that. It just so happens this isn't our friend, and these decisions aren't taking place at the diner. And yes I'm aware that playing professional football is more important than ordering food, but it feels like the same thought process for Favre. He seemed resolved finally to place his order of retirement, and in a rare move he was given a chance to order yet again, and this time he figured out what he really wanted deep down, to play.

Anyone who has seen the latest installation of the Rocky Balboa movies knows where Favre is coming from. As the "Rock" says, Favre probably still has some stuff left in the basement that he wants to get out. Just like in Rocky alot of people don't get why Favre is doing this. What does he have to prove? Why risk further injury? Why be greedy? Truthfully, it's not really about any of these things, at least I don't think. I'd like to think it's about a guy that just loves a sport and wants to keep playing it as long as possible. To anyone who has ever played three-on-three basketball until it gets dark out, or has thrown the football around until you can't see it anymore in the night sky, we have all had this feeling. The feeling to want to maximize as much time as you possibly can doing something you truly enjoy.

Unfortunately most fans now don't get to play or do the things they love as much anymore. They have jobs, families, committments, and sometimes bodies that can't do it anymore. Instead they are saturated with just a fan experience of highlights shows, fantasy stats for players, and bottom lines with repetitive updates about things like if a quarterback will once and for all comeback. Maybe that has made some of us cynical or jaded because we can't make decisions like Favre just did. We can't up and decide we will play sports again full time, or start up the old garage band again, or whatever the dream might be. I can only imagine if most fans were given a similar opportunity they would jump all over it. To further that I like the idea that he keeps playing because that's probably what I would do. I'd keep playing a sport until it was physically impossible. As Rocky says when informed of the pursuit of happiness, "the point is I'm pursuing something and nobody looks to happy about it"

Who knows what will happen this season, maybe Favre's arm isn't strong enough and he doesn't even make it all the way through, or perhaps he has a rejuvenation and leads the Vikings to the Super Bowl, or maybe it's just an average season that ends in a very average way. However it ends, Favre will have gotten another chance to do what he loves to do and we should all be so lucky.

-Posted by Cadillac Mescallade

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Victorino Beer Thrower Speaks

Our friends at SportsRadioInterviews.com have text and audio from "the-guy-who-threw-his-beer-on-Shane-Victorino-in-Chicago" Joey Macchione.

Read/Listen Here: Joey Macchione: I Wasn’t Thinking When I Threw The Beer


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The Best MMA Fighter NOT In The UFC: Gegard Mousasi (26-2)

By Brooks "Heavy Hands" Taylor

This past Saturday, Gegard Mousasi made is U.S debut, knocking out the Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Champion, Renato "Babalu" Sobral in exactly 1 minute. With a combined record of 26 wins and 2 losses, at the age of 24, he is hands down the most talented fighter not currently under contract with the UFC. Look for this kid to make a big name for himself in the very near future.

A highlight video detailing his rise to Light Heavy Weight dominance:



His destruction of Renato "Babalu" Sobral at Saturday’s Strikeforce event:



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UPDATE: A few folks on Twitter invoked the name "Fedor" in response to this post. The author gives his thoughts...

Heavy Hands: "I never used the term P4P and I’m not a big fan. I said talented and Mousasi is as talented a fighter as MMA has right now with the exception of Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida. Fedor is coddling his career lately and fighting UFC rejects. If you need a comparison, then look at it this way: both Fedor and Mousasi have fought Renato ‘Babalu’ Sobral. Fedor outweighed him by 20 lbs. and fought to a decision. Mousasi is a small 205 lbs. and he KO’d him in 60 seconds. Hmmm. And the kid is only 24."


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Prop Bets

I find the prop bets being offered at Bookmaker.com down right hysterical.

Among them, a few pokes at the recently split "Tessica":


Which Celebrity Will Tony Romo Date This Season?

Natalie Gulbis +500
Malia Jones +450
Olivia Munn +500
Amy Adams +350
Kristen Bell +500
Megan Fox +350
Emmanuelle Chriqui +450


Which NFL Player will Jessica Simpson Date Next?

Tony Gonzalez | Kansas City Chiefs +350
Jason Taylor | Washington Redskins +350
Will Demps | Houston Texans +500
Matt Forte | Chicago Bears +500
Wes Welker | New England Patriots +300
Kerry Rhodes | New York Jets +300
Matt Leinart | Arizona Cardinals +300
Tom Brady | New England Patriots +800

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Two Additional Erin Andrews GQ Photos

GQ posted some shots today from their Erin Andrews photo shoot.

Here's a pair that aren't up yet...



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Donate $1 to Support This NCAAFB Project


One Great Season is a brand new Web site by a college football fanatic and former sportswriter, John P. Wise. Throughout the season, he’ll travel across the country to cover a game in a different city every weekend. The short-term project will offer daily updates — words, still pictures, short video clips and more — to the Web site, and the longer-term project will delve more deeply into the traditions and cultural and regional differences between each state, region or conference as they relate to America’s most exciting sport, all leading up to the BCS Championship game in January.

This is an incredibly ambitious task. While others have attempted it in the past, John’s vision is one that will thrive on interaction from fans both locally and across the sports-loving nation.

As such, John needs your help.

Go to his site and check out the section called 30 Thousand Helpers — That is where you can make a donation of any amount, but all he is asking is for just a $1 contribution. Even if you’re unable to donate, please take a look around the site for a minute. Hopefully you’ll see something you like.

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Eagle Beagles

Yesterday we noted that NFLShop.com couldn't start marketing Vick jerseys quick enough. Today, Assassin Avenue pointed out that you can also adorn your best friend in Birds' apparel.

Somehow, I highly doubt this is the case thought...



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Monday, August 17, 2009

But Can You Get a Ron Mexico Jersey?

NFLShop.com risked the wrath of the animal crazies and Ron Jaworski today as they began marketing Vick jerseys to their email list.



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From The D.C. Bureau: Feel the Madness

From Special Agent Blue Pulaski: "This is why I'm facebook friends with the Macho Man, he posts classics."

BETTER THAN THE BEST!





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The Republican/NFL Connection

An interesting piece today from NMFPolitico.com notes the Grand Old Party's connection with football "that dates back at least to President Richard Nixon famously drafting a trick play for the Washington Redskins under coach George Allen."

Former Bengals coach Sam Wyche is being recruited by Republicans to replace South Carolina Congressman Gresham Barrett in the state's 3rd District.

The piece notes Seahawks Hall-of-Fame wide receiver Steve Largent and former University of Oklahoma quarterback J.C. Watts, both Okies, both Republicans, who were elected during the "Republican Revolution' of 1994, as well as the recent courtings of long-time Carolina Panther Mike Minter, Raven Peter Boulware, and coach and analyst Lou Holtz. The GOP football list doesn't end there. Tom Osborne was a one-time Congressman. Lynn Swann ran unsuccessfully in 2006 for PA governor against Ed Rendell. Probably the most noted NFL GOPer was 1965 AFL MVP QB/Senator/former VP candidate Jack Kemp.

This cycle, the "one former National Football League star already up and running...is former Bills and Steelers tight end Jay Riemersma, who is in the midst of a competitive primary campaign for the seat of retiring Michigan congressman Pete Hoekstra (R-Mich.)."

Boulware, who insists his political career is over, puts things in perspective: “You don’t realize all the little things that are necessary to get elected to public office until you get into the process. As an athlete, I was a Pro-Bowler. People were used to coming up to me for my autograph. To be a good public servant, you have to be very humble. I had to go in neighborhoods and knock on peoples’ doors. I had to ask for people’s votes. That’s a lot different from the high life in the NFL.”

The article also looks at political connections in baseball, and left-leaning NBAers including recently elected mayors David Bing and Kevin Johnson. See the full story here.


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Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's True, It's True: Olympic Hero Kurt Angle Stalks, Harrasses, Uses HGH, Arrested


Pittsburgh Post Gazette:

Mr. Angle, 40, of Moon, was arrested around 7:50 a.m. in the parking lot of a Giant Eagle supermarket in Robinson, where his girlfriend, Trenesh Biggers, had taken refuge, according to a police affidavit. She told police she'd obtained the PFA around 6:20 a.m. after Mr. Angle abused her, and he was stalking her outside a Starbucks shop in Robinson, where she was using a computer to send e-mail.

According to an affidavit: "In addition to the PFA violation, Mr. Angle also was arraigned on charges of harassment, possession of the human growth hormone Hygetropin, and possession of a syringe to use the controlled substance, police said. Mr. Angle told police the drug is prescribed to him legally."

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Rusty Reckons: Earnhardt Offers Solutions to His Problems

It's no secret that the 88 team has struggled this year. Mired at 25th in points, and not having had a top 10 finish since his 2nd place finish at Talladega in April, Junior offers his thoughts on the sport.

His issue? The new car. His solution? Fix it so he can run better. Seems reasonable. According to NASCAR president, Mike Helton, it worked for his father.

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Friday, August 14, 2009

On Second Chances: When Did Mcnabb Become Such a Forgiving Person?

In his post-game press conference following last night's pre-season loss to the New England Patriots, Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb issued his comments on his team's signing of convicted dog-fighting conspirator Michael Vick saying, ""I pretty much lobbied to get him here. I believe in second chances and what better place to get a second chance than here with this group of guys."

There are, however, a few individuals to whom Donovan is less forgiving and less willing to give a second chance in the Eagles' locker room.

Here' are a few folks towards whom McNabb has yet to forgive and re-embrace...

Terrell Owens


Hollywood Freddie Mitchell


Crippled Mummer Dan Leone


Rush Limbaugh


Progresso Soup Loyalists



These Animals



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Jock of Love: John Daly Channels His Inner Bret Michaels


Via Jay Busbee at Yahoo!'s Devil Ball:

Just hours after dropping out of the PGA, Daly, who's got a history with the six-string, graced his Twitter followers with a new song called "Lost Soul." It's the title track from a forthcoming CD, one that I can guarantee I'll be buying.

As Busbee points out (and any remotely keen listener can pick up on from the clip below) the tune is that of the Poison classic "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

What's more, if you listen to the lyrics, Daly seems to have followed the David Allen Coe/Steve Goodman formula for writing the perfect Country & Western song.

Well done, Mr. Daly. Well Done.




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Leave It Up to the Trentonian to Infuse Humor Into Vick Signing

Almost as good as "He Took It in the Butt." Almost.

Cover story title: "Hide your beagle, Vick is an Eagle."


Well done.

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Nets Get Ridiculous

The economy is hurting sports all over but the ticket package that the New Jersey Nets have just rolled out is ridiculous. Courtesy of my friend Jim, a lifelong Nets fan from the days of Ed O'Bannon and Chris Morris comes this reversible jersey package. For just $350 bucks you get tickets to 10 games, a subscription to the NY Post and 5 reversible NBA jerseys. These jerseys on one side are Nets players and on the other are some of the famous players that will be coming to play the Nets. So if things start going bad this season, just flip that Yi Jianlian jersey over and you can rock the Kevin Garnett. The big question, as Jim points out is who in their right mind is ever going to reverse their LeBron James jersey for a Jarvis Hayes uniform? Probably nobody. Don't look for the Lakers or Magic to be pulling this promotion anytime soon. I think they enjoy promoting just their own players enough.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Linda McMahon Mulling Connecticut Senate Run

Linda McMahon, Chief Executive Officer of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc., or more commonly known as Vince McMahon's wife, is said to be looking into running in the 2010 Republican primary for the chance to challenge incumbent Chris Dodd according to CongressDaily PM.

We found video of Linda talking about what changes she'd like to bring to the US Senate.

I think readers will approve.




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Jersey Pride: At Least We Still Have the Devils

After the Nets dropped the "New Jersey" from their away unis, prompting a NJ State Senator to propose legislation withholding funding to in-state teams who refuse to recognize the Garden State in their respective names (and threatening an "attitude readjustment), lawmakers "praised the New Jersey Devils for their state pride."

Said State Senator Joseph Vitale, "The New Jersey Devils are a class organization who have made our great state their home. And we share in the pride that the words ‘New Jersey' represents in their name."

Assembly Majority Conference Leader Joan Quigley, "I've got to hand it to the Devils for not only making New Jersey home, but doing it with pride as other teams have kicked New Jersey around, even as they benefited from support from New Jersey fans and taxpayers."

Vitale is also vocal about the large "NY" the New York Giants display on the side of their office building at New Jersey's Meadowlands, "It is my hope that the New Jersey Sports & Exposition Authority will feel that same level of pride and recognition that we all do by removing the ‘NY' logo from a building that real New Jerseyans have mostly paid for."

Photo: PolitickerNJ.com


Meanwhile, Governor Jon Corzine Assemblyman Michael Doherty could evidently care less about regulating such nonsense.

Corzine: "It would be an overreaction for us to demand that they put the logos on their jerseys. Would there be an advertising value for us if they put 'New Jersey' on their jerseys? Yes."

Said Doherty, "I hope the Nets stay in New Jersey and we should not use any tax dollars to support professional sports teams regardless of whether they use New Jersey of their logo or not."


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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tired of Putting Down Cavemen, Billie Jean King Turns Attention to President

Politico:

Before presenting tennis legend Billie Jean King with the Medal of Freedom Wednesday, President Obama ticked off some ...

... of her accomplishments: 12 Grand Slam titles, 101 doubles titles, 67 singles titles.

“Pretty good, Billie Jean,” he quipped.

But he didn’t get any of it right, according to King herself.

“They didn’t get any of my facts right,” King lightheartedly noted afterward. “Did you see all the – how many titles I won? I was cracking up.”

“Not even in the ballpark,” she continued.

King found it amusing, and said her accomplishments on the court aren’t the most important.

“I thought it was adorable,” she said.

Asked what Obama got wrong, she said, “Well the Grand Slam’s at 39 not at 12.”

Interestingly, the award presentation's official ceremony and White House comments noted: "With Billie Jean King pushing us, the road ahead will be smoother for women, the future will be brighter for LGBT Americans, and our nation's commitment to equality will be stronger for all."

All, except cavemen.



FYI: Jack Kemp was among the others awarded.

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The Unofficial Official College Football Season Kickoff

You know football is upon us when Kige starts prognosticating.




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Do NOT Mess with LA Galaxy F Alan Gordon When He's Pinching a Loaf

You've been warned.


"It's coming out sideways."

Photo: Phil Walter/Getty Images

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From The D.C. Bureau: Memo to Advertisers

I don't even know where to begin.

I was watching the Nats/Braves game last night when a Nivea shaving cream commercial came up, and in one of the cuts is a guy, I sh%t you not, shaving his chest. This is unacceptable. MEMO TO ADVERTISERS: WTF? I'm trying to watch a baseball game here, not an instructional video on how to look good for other muscly mens.

I failed in finding this actual ad online (probably for obvious reasons) but I did find something worse, from the same company. Not sure how to break this to you, but they offer actual lessons, lessons for shaving...well, everything.

(I went ahead and flagged it for repulsive content).



I did some more research on this company on the YouTube and found another gem...



Yes, that's right they offer a skin whitening cream. If only Marty Cordova knew about this back in '02.

I've now seen everything.

I'm officially getting all MLK on these fools and begininning a national boycott...at least until my private parts need another shearing.


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Footy Matt's 09-10 Premier League Predictions‏

Apologies to HHR and its two footy enthusiasts for the delayed EPL predictions. A work trip to Scotland got the best of my liver (nae, thank you Tennant’s Extra Cold!) and my interwebs connection. Now safely back in the Big Smoke. It’s time for the predictions.

Last year we pondered the order of the ‘Big Four’ (Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man U). This year we ask more seriously who can crack the Big Four? Man City’s Abu Dhabi Fantasy team? Perennial also rans Everton and Villa? Hmmm. How about No. Because that rhymes with ‘Jo’. Jo being the only player Everton picked up over the summer to strengthen their squad to break the Big Four (and the shortest name in the EPL: Jo. True). And Villa? Let’s just say selling your captain and best playmaker (Gareth Barry) to Man City won’t help matters.

So, again. It is the Big Four and just a matter of how they end up. You heard it here first, but the boys from North London, The Arsenal, are gonna pip Chelski, Bastard United, and the Whinging Scousers for the EPL title.

Last year Gunners were unlucky with injuries however still managed a 21 game unbeaten streak (the season is 38 games, mind). If they stay healthy and Ivan Drago inspired Andrey Arshavin continues his form (4 goals against Liverpool in one game last year – he vill break you). The Red and White Army will be on the open top bus through N5 come May.

But we said before, the Big Four is a bore. So, here you are you two HHR Footy fans – the rest of the 2009/20 EPL breakdown in full Footy Matt Crystal Ball Carling Induced Haze…
  1. Arsenal (Wizard Wenger finally concocts the right potion of talent, youth, and obtuse Frenchness in interviews to take the title back to North London, last seen 2004)
  2. Chelsea (New Boss Carlo Ancelotti has the European pedigree but fails to keep Mr. Abramovich happy and bails at a crucial point in the season dashing the title hopes)
  3. Manchester United (Those absolute bastards)
  4. Liverpool (An unlucky injury to Gerrard or Torres and the goals dry up. American Owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett? Enjoy pleading for mercy on Merseyside to a horde of tire iron wielding Scousers)
  5. Manchester City (A shaky start will ruin there Big Four Dreams. But once they gel, the Gallagher Bros. and Abu Dhabi will be pleased and allow boss Mark Hughes to keep his job by getting his talent heavy squad into Europe)
  6. Everton (Last three seasons? Finished 6th, 5th, and 5th, time to finish the palindrome)
  7. Tottenham Hotspurs (Croatia international Luka Modric becomes the next Stevie Gerrard, though less prone to bar brawls)
  8. Blackburn (Boss Same Allardyce plays anti-football but he has something to prove after his nightmare at Newcastle, they will lose very rarely)
  9. Fulham (Did a fantastic job getting into Europe last year, but the extra games spreads them too thin this season)
  10. West Ham United (Goalkeeper Robert Green keeps the Hammers in more games than celeb-supporter Russell Brand keeps his bait in tackle in the bird bath, peckish?)
  11. Aston Villa (Not even the Clough-inspired genius of boss Martin O’Neill and best in the EPL GK (American Brad Friedel) can’t stop a mediocre season from foiling the Villans)
  12. Wolves (Ex-Man U striker Sylvain Ebanks-Blake keeps the goals coming for promoted Wolves)
  13. Wigan Athletic (Boss Roberto Martinez might just be the next Arsene Wenger if he steers Wigan to this high of a finish)
  14. Sunderland (The team that dresses like the staff of TGI Friday’s gets the goals from new signing Darren Bent who has something to prove after sitting the pine a Spurs)
  15. Stoke City (Bloody awful to watch, but you can’t argue with the long throw-in tactic – they stay up)
  16. Hull City (The magic of midfielder Giovanni keeps the Tigers up – let’s hope he stays healthy all season)
  17. Bolton Wanderers (They always manage to stay up, Kevin Davies’ goals will do it again this year, barely)
  18. Birmingham City (Newly promoted City are the undoubted yo-yo team of the English game, up and down, repeat)
  19. Portsmouth (Poor Pompey – no clue why they are nicknamed Pompey – they had a fire sale of talent over the summer. Not so much a good idea, unless you want to get relegated, then it is brilliant idea)
  20. Burnley (Aww, it was sweet and all to watch you get promoted last year. Might compete for the lowest number of points achieved in a Premier League Season)

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Spike TV to Feature "Best of Pride Fighting Championship" Series

By: Brook “Heavy Hands” Taylor

Spike TV on Monday announced a new weekly mixed martial arts series. “Best of Pride Fighting Championships” will premier on Sunday, Jan. 11, at 11 p.m. ET/PT, featuring bouts from the now defunct fighting organization, bought by the UFC in 2007.

Before going under, Japanese-based PRIDE FC featured the world’s greatest fighter, many of whom have transitioned to the UFC, including Anderson Silva, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Dan Henderson, Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic, Wanderlei Silva, Fedor Emelianenko, Josh Barnett, Mauricio “Shogun” Rua, Mark Coleman, Frank Trigg, Hidehiko Yoshida, Akihro Gono, and Takanoro Gomi.

Check out the videos below, compiled by MMA Videographer and internet legend ‘Boondock.’ (Thousands of clowns have made MMA videos for YouTube but 'Boondock' was able to get the most incredible footage and match it with professional editing – DO NOT FORGET THE SOUND).

PRIDE Fighting Championships: Furious Angels by 'Boondock'

Furious Angels


PRIDE Fighting Championships: 3rd Man by 'Boondock'
(Unbelievable footage from the referee head cam)




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One Anthem to Rule Them All

At Saturday's Nationals v Diamondbacks game, they finally did in the pre-game what the players have failed to do for most of the season - put on an amazing display of talent. In fact, one could argue he did more with a bat than most of the team thus far.


We don't have the video* but here's the LINK, and it's pretty sweet. You can check out a version where he's not surrounded by flags here:


The only thing that's missing is him going all-out Hendrix and setting it on fire at the end. But I guess that's how the National Symphony Orchestra rolls. Man, when are those guys gonna loosen up a little?

*A brief note to our good friends at MLB. Please provide the embed code for your videos so we can put the video here. You already provide a facebook link, so clearly having it watched on a third party site does not concern you. Wouldn't you rather people watched your footage instead of looking at the screen cap and then a YouTube video that's not yours? It lessens everyone's experience. Just a helpful suggestion.


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