Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Ultimate Fighter 10 Preview: Kimbo Slice vs. Roy “Big Country” Nelson

By: Brook “Heavy Hands” Taylor

Tonight at 10 PM on Spike TV, Kimbo Slice will make his unofficial UFC debut against veteran fighter Roy “Big Country” Nelson on this season’s Ultimate Fighter.

This is a fight many expected would happen at the end of the season but in typical UFC fashion, they have thrown a much hyped fighter in Slice into the snake pit early. Kimbo has been training and expanding his MMA ability with team Rampage but he faces a true heavyweight veteran in Nelson.

While Slice was backyard brawling on YouTube, the unassuming Nelson was working his way towards the IFL heavyweight championship. Nelson, known for his seriously big belly, has lost back to back fights, to former UFC champ Andrei Arlovski and perennial top 20 HW Jeff Monson, since leaving the IFL. Both men will be looking to make a big statement with this fight.

This will undoubtedly be the highest rated Ultimate Fighter episode and early reports suggest Kimbo is going to fare better than his previous outing...


Sneak Peek: Kimbo Fights


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This is Considered a "Throwback Jersey" in Beijing

On Saturday, we went to Lincoln. Yesterday, Lincoln came to us.

At my local Chinese takeout joint in lovely Central New Jersey, I learned that the Chinese are big retro Cornhusker fans, as their proudly displayed 2009 calendar boasts a young Asian lass (lad?) sporting a 1994/1995 Nebraska back-to-back national championship sweatshirt/turtleneck/tank top.


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Monday, September 28, 2009

The Cynic’s Guide to College Football: Special Report, 300 Edition

One of the nice things about writing for a national sports blog (aside from the money, fame and women they keep telling me will be here soon) is that it gives me a good excuse to make road trips to college football games around the country. This last weekend I had the opportunity to do something unique—something that had little to do with a game itself, and more about the reasons why we love college football. I made the trip to Lincoln, NE to join in the celebration of Nebraska’s 300th consecutive sellout.

A remarkably lifelike image of The Cynic in action.

Think about that—no unsold tickets for 300 consecutive games. The last time a seat went unsold in Nebraska’s Memorial Stadium, it was 1962. The Cuban Missile Crisis was a week old. Gas was 32 cents a gallon. The Beatles had just released their first single, “Love Me Do.” And the silicone breast implant had just been invented.

God bless technology.

Sure, the cynic in me (after all, that’s my job) says it’s easy to say, “Well, what else is there to do there?” But I’ve discovered not only is that sterotype not true (hint: Omaha and Lincoln have the same entertainment options as any typical mid-major or capital city, plus some neat “local flavor” stuff), but there’s something much deeper. Because there is no pro team or “Nebraska State”, the people of Nebraska identify with their team in a way not seen in many other places. The best analogy I can think of is to imagine Boston if there were no Bruins, Celtics or Patriots.

And the Red Sox only played seven home games a year. You think they might fill up Fenway for those games? That’s the level of devotion we’re talking about here—because the Huskers are the only game in town, the entire state rallies around that one team and are as fiercely loyal as any fan base in America. And it’s not just in football—earlier in the day, the Nebraska girl’s volleyball team lost to #2 Texas in front of their 125th consecutive sellout.

There is a waiting list for volleyball season tickets. Now THAT is fan support.

The game itself (a 55-0 shutout of Louisiana-Lafayette) wasn’t much to write home about, but the fanfare surrounding the 300th sellout was worth the price of admission. It was homecoming. The Huskers rocked some pretty cool throwback uniforms. Surviving members of the 1962 team were back, as was 1972 Heisman trophy winner Johnny Rogers. The massive video board featured tributes from former Huskers (Frank Solich, Turner Gill and Barry Alvarez) as well as some “outsiders” who played a big part in Nebraska football history (former Oklahoma coach Barry Switzer and ABC commentator Keith Jackson).

Whoa, Nellie.

Since 1962, the seating capacity has expanded from 31,000 to 86,000. Nebraska fans been through heatwaves and blizzards, Bob Devaney and Bill Callahan, Brook Berringer and Lawrence Phillips, five national titles and five years of Steve Pederson, dominating wins and Sooner Magic. So while the last 300 home games have been undeniably good for Nebraska (261-39), Husker fans have also had their hearts broken more than a few times. And yet they remained as loyal as ever.


Switzer was responsible for much of that heartbreak.

Above the gates on the east side of the stadium, there is a sign that reads “Through these gates pass the greatest fans in college football.” And they’ve got 300 straight sellouts to back up that statement. So congratulations, Husker fans. Your reputation as one of football’s nicest and most loyal fan bases is well-deserved. I look forward to seeing you all again in October 2023 for the 400th sellout. Anybody wanna bet the streak will be broken before then? I didn’t think so.

Hard to argue.

A few other random shots:

300 games. 300 sellouts. One sea of red.


Wait, I did find two empty seats. Section 38, Row 90, Seats 9&10, I’m calling you out!

Even the balloons got in the spirit of things.

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Announcing: “Blogs with Balls Charity Poker Shootout”


Top Sports Bloggers and Poker Celebrities, Including Annie Duke, to Join Up For Charity
BLOGS WITH BALLS CHARITY POKER SHOOTOUT SET FOR OCTOBER 16TH IN LAS VEGAS

Las Vegas, Nevada (September 28, 2009) – On October 16th, many of the top sports bloggers and poker players in the world will get together for the Blogs with Balls Charity Poker Shootout, held in conjunction with BlogWorld & New Media Expo in Las Vegas.

Each table in the 100-person Shootout, generously underwritten by Carbon Poker, will feature sports writers from the leading sports media companies, including ESPN, Fox Sports, Yahoo, AOL, Sports Illustrated, Gawker Media, Yardbarker, SB Nation and more. In addition, each table will feature one of the best professional poker players in the world, including Annie Duke – a WSOP bracelet winner and runner up on Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice on NBC.

The Shootout has been organized to raise money and awareness for Ante Up for Africa, a charity founded by Duke and award-winning actor Don Cheadle to aid relief efforts in Darfur through poker events. In the last three years, Ante Up for Africa has raised more than $5 million dollars to help support human rights work in Darfur.

In addition to raising money for charity, the event will have both cash and prizes for the top finishers, as well as knockout bonuses and other fun and valuable giveaways from sponsors. An announcement with additional sponsors and full list of professional players signed on to play will be forthcoming.

The event, taking place at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino’s new poker lounge, begins at 8pm. For more information on the Shootout, including sponsorship opportunities and media/interview requests or to get a seat in the tournament visit blogswithballs.com or email info[at]hhrmediagroup[dot]com.

About Blogs with Balls

Blogs with Balls is a series of social sports blogger and new media gatherings featuring speakers and panelists specifically focused on sports fans, writers, sites, teams, athletes and companies; and their ability to maximize new media outlets for promotion and advancement.

In addition to writers and executives from the largest online sports outlets on the web, speakers at BwB 2.0 at the BlogWorld & New Media Expo include former NBA star Jalen Rose, television, web and print personality Kevin Blackistone, representatives from ESPN and The Sports Illustrated Group, Sacramento Kings VP of Communications Mitch Germann, and many more.

For a full list of speakers, panelists and scheduled discussion topics, please visit blogswithballs.com/panels-20. For more information on BlogWorld & New Media Expo, please visit blogworldexpo.com.

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Kyle Kendrick Engagement Announcement in Monmouth University Magazine

Poor broad probably thought she was signing on with a Major League pitcher. Poor Kyle probably thought he was marrying a celebrity.

Hmmm. Looks like 2 negatives make a positive. Hope they have a long, loving life together.

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Rusty Vs. Rev: Penn State Vs. Iowa

Each week, HHR's Southern Gents, Rusty and Rev. Shaw Moore, will steal a page from NASCAR.com and go Head2Head and argue the winners of one of the week's upcoming marquee games.

Rev Picks the Nittany Lions.



You think Penn State will be fired up for the Hawkeyes come Saturday? Just one year ago, the Nittany Lions were riding high in the middle of the season after going into Columbus and beating Ohio State. Penn State was undefeated, atop the Big Ten, and squarely in the conversation for the national title hunt. Then, an ill fated trip to Iowa City …

Iowa, 5-4 entering last year’s game, upset previously undefeated Penn State 24-23 on a late field goal, dooming the Lions to a share of the Big Ten title and a beatdown at the hands of USC in the Rose Bowl. Though Penn State lost last year’s game, the numbers indicate they didn’t play too terribly. PSU won the time of possession battle, outgained the Hawkeyes for the game, and tied the turnover battle at two apiece. The only problem: they walked away with only field goals on multiple trips into the red zone. They had the chance to put Iowa away for good, and they didn’t do it.

Fast forward to this year. We don’t know much about either team: The Lions are the #5 team in the country and 3-0, but those wins have come against softies Akron, Syracuse and Temple – all of whom are outside the top 100. Likewise, Iowa comes in with a 3-0 record – but that’s because they barely snuck by Northern Iowa in week one, blocking not one but two No. Iowa field goal attempts at the end of the game.

What we do know is this: super QB Darryl Clark and RB Evan Royster are back for Penn State. There’s arguably not another offensive tandem as important to their team’s success in all of college football. Clark has played well so far this year, with 8 TDs and an 11.6 per completion average. Royster has been consistently good too, averaging 5.2 yards per carry and 3 TDs to his credit.

Iowa will not be able to counter with offensive superstars of Clark and Royster’s caliber. Departed Hawkeye RB Shonn Greene, who ran for over 100 yards in Iowa’s win last year, is in the NFL. QB Ricky Stanzi and freshman RB Adam Robinson will have to pick up the slack. They’ve played very well in the early season, but the always stout Penn State D promises a much sterner test than they’ve faced thus far.

With revenge on their mind, you can bet the Lions and the 100,000+ fans that will pack Beaver Stadium will be ready to go on Saturday. Expect Penn State to roll, 24-13.

Rusty Picks the Hawkeyes.


Revenge, white-out, national title spoiler; these are words the Hawkeyes could care less about, in fact they actually may work in their favor. Iowa is the clear underdog in this week’s game against #5 Penn State, but don’t tell that to the boys in black and gold. Since beating Penn State last year, thereby spoiling the Nittany Lions national title hopes and an undefeated season, Iowa has not lost. They came close to start the season, but the football gods smiled and they prevailed.

So much is being made in State College and nationally about Penn State seeking revenge for last year. The Hawkeyes will let them talk about revenge all they want. Meanwhile, they’ll focus on playing good football, which is what they’ve been doing of late.

If Iowa’s to upset Penn State for the second straight year, they’ll need to rely on their secondary to stop Daryll Clark. Sophomore cornerback Tyler Sash is one of the best in the country. Already this year, he has 4 interceptions, gaining over 100 yards on the ground after the pick. Add that to the fact that the Iowa secondary is the best in the nation, limiting opposing quarterbacks to a measly 48% passing efficiency, and you can see how throwing the ball is not going to be easy for Penn State.

The weather should further add to Iowa’s chances for success. The forecast is calling for cool showers at kickoff. This means running the ball is going to be key. With two backs both averaging over 4 yards a carry and multiple TD’s, the Hawkeyes have found a running game, which was a question mark coming into the season having lost last year’s feature back to the NFL.

So, with a stingy secondary and a strong rushing attack, Iowa’s got the tools to win in raucous Beaver stadium. However, if they cannot contain Clark or have to rely on their own passing game to come-from-behind, it could get ugly for the visiting team.

A quick glance at the statistical categories shows a relatively even match-up. Neither team is a stand-out on either offense or defense. This bodes well for an underdog. Penn State relies more on passing the ball, Iowa on running the ball. My sense is that this will be a hard fought game in the trenches, an old style Big 10 battle with a score that reflects that. Rusty says, 13-10 Hawkeyes.


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Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Cynic's Guide to College Football, Week 3

With only a handful of remotely interesting games last Saturday, we'll keep it short this week. But I'll be participating in what should be an interesting football atmosphere this weekend, so I will have much more fascinating material next week.

Bring Back the Fridge

Last week I wondered which Ralph Friedgen would show up this season: the jolly fat Santa Claus-type one who delivered bowl games for Christmas. Or the new skinny (well, skinnier) version who struggled to beat James Madison in OT. Well, that question may have been answered this week as Maryland lost to Middle Tennessee State--for the second straight year. With upcoming games against Rutgers and Clemson, not to mention November tilts against Virginia Tech and Florida State, the five wins the Terps will need to get bowl eligible are
looking harder and harder to come by.

Bring back the original!

A Sucker for Charity Cases

If Jim Tressel and Bob Stoops get criticized every year with chants of “can’t win the big one,” isn’t it about time that Pete Carroll gets similar criticism for seemingly making an annual choke against a lesser team? Carroll rightfully gets credit as a master motivator for getting his teams up for big games (with a little help from one-trick pony comedians and 1960s songwriters). But his self-help routine apparently falls flat when trying to get his teams up to play the unwashed masses of the Pac-10. Is Washington improved this year under Steve Sarkisian? Undoubtedly. But let’s not forget that the Huskies, prior to last Saturday, hadn’t won a game in 672 days. So it’s not like they suddenly became a top-10 team overnight. A team like USC shouldn’t lose games like this. And yet they seem to do it every year. At some point, blame has to go to the top.

Trick or treat.

Bee-CS Busted

Losing is never easy. Losing to end your 16-game winning streak is bad. Losing to end your winning streak when the other team has four turnovers and their QB goes 4-of-16 with a pick? Well, now that just ain’t fun. But that’s the situation for Utah following their 31-24 loss to Oregon. Between that and Florida State’s beatdown of BYU, the BCS-buster title belt won’t be coming back to the Beehive State (that’s Utah’s nickname--who knew?) this year.

Yes, that’s a beehive under the eagle on their state seal and flag. Now I’m wondering who would win between an eagle and a swarm of angry honeybees. Do you think Spike TV could hook that up for a new episode of “Deadliest Warrior?”

Better luck next week.

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"Every time you start Carson Palmer, you risk dying"

This year for one of my 72 fantasy football teams, HHR joined the Coors Light "Right Brain League" at the National Football Post, pitting us against the likes of Black Sports Online, Yardbarker, Rumors & Rants and Awful Announcing.

Frankly, my dear, our team sucks.

But at least league member Dewey Hammond keeps us equally humble and amused at the Right Brain Fantasy Report every Thursday.




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Link: 50 Pics Of Drunken NBA Ballers With Randoms (HMJ)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Linda McMahon's First Political Ad Mentions the Company Without Mentioning the Company

I wonder if Irwin R. Schyster is consulting her on tax policy.




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Lasorda Portrait Remarkably Accurate in Portraying "Frumpiness"

Simply an amazing representation of Lasorda's flubby, formless body.


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Ron Jaworski Loses More than Just Super Bowls; Looks to Throw Money and Influence Around


According to the Courier Post, Jaws fell short of his bid to redevelop in the housing community in which his Valleybrook Country Club resides.

Superior Court Judge Michelle Fox has dismissed a lawsuit, brought by an investment group headed by Valleybrook owner Ron Jaworski, that wanted to build 68 homes at the Blackwood site. The investment group's lawsuit sought to void a deed restriction against development at the 18-hole golf course.

Interestingly, Jaws is now raising money for the November challenger to the town's current mayor, to which the mayor points out appears to be an obvious attempt by the quarterback to curry favor down the road, calling it "pay-to-play at its worst" and a "total disregard for Gloucester Township homeowners." The mayor's campaign claims Jaworski's suit has coast the town and homeowner associations an "excess of $125,000."

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Be John McEnroe

Love this new commercial spot for EA's Grand Slam Tennis.




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Blogs With Balls Radio, Episode 5


This week’s Blogs With Balls Show on the JoeSportsFan Radio Network is now available.

Download Episode 5 Here.



This week we formally announce our collaboration with ESPN to help provide tickets to Blogs With Balls at Blog World Expo for only $100. The price of admission to the sports track also includes an exclusive after party at the ESPN Zone as well as a charity poker tournament.







This week's Blog With Balls is DudePerfect.com, a trick basketball shot site recently featured on BwB 2.0 Panelist JE Skeet's Ball Don't Lie blog at Yahoo! Among the interest in the site is the proprietor's unique way of using it to raise charitable funds.

Our guest this week is the new Senior Editor of BwB 1.0 sponsor SB Nation, Chris Mottram - renowned athlete stalker, one half of Mister Irrelevant's Brothers Mottram and formerly of Fanhouse and The Sporting Blog. Chris discusses his journey from student to blogger to his staring role with some of the web's foremost sports news and opinion outlets, as well as the revamped SB Nation and its position among blog networks. He also takes a crack at naming that DC sports figure/personality in this week's edition of "Skyped Up."

This week’s links of interest:
You can drop us comments, suggestions and hate mail at podcast[at]blogswithballs[dot]com.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Tim Tebow Brings Visions of Terry Baker

When Kentucky coach Rich Brooks thinks Tim Tebow, he's reminded of his old Oregon State teammate and former Heisman winner Terry Baker. Obviously.

Via One Great Season...




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BwB & ESPN

Big news out of Blogs with Balls land this week. The Worldwide Leader has gotten involved and provided a ball subsidy: From now through 9/28, if you visit blogswithballs.com/2/espn you can request a free discount code that brings the price of BwB 2.0 in Las Vegas down to $100.

Blogs with Balls is proud to collaborate with ESPN to offer a special discounted rate for Blogs with Balls 2.0 in Las Vegas. Simply provide your name and email address via the link below, and you will receive in the mail a discount code to receive $100 tickets to BwB at Blog World Expo.

With the ticket, in addition to the panels and speakers listed below, you will also receive an invite to a VIP after party at the ESPN Zone. Other great events will be announced soon, but don’t miss out on this limited-time ticket special.

Special Featured Speaker: Jalen Rose

PANEL 1: CONNECTING DIRECTLY

A discussion about what athletes being able to speak directly to their fanbase via blogs & Twitter means to sports media, bloggers, and fans.

Moderator: Matt Sebek (JoeSportsFan.com)

PANEL 2: THE FUTURE OF SPORTS MEDIA

A discussion between traditional journalists and bloggers about the rise in prominence of sports blogs as members of the media and how the two parties can work together to compliment one another instead of taking an adversarial tone.

Moderator: Dan Shanoff (DanShanoff.com)

PANEL 3: ACCESS

Certain teams and leagues have embraced bloggers and recognized their value in promoting their respective brands. Several have allotted bloggers many of the same privileges they do member of the traditional media. Many, however, are still guarded and protective of their product in this regard. We discuss the pros and cons of the various policies.

Moderator: Dan Levy (OnTheDL Podcast, The Sporting Blog)

PRESENTATION 1: BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT: BUILDING YOUR BRAND & GROWING YOUR BOTTOM LINE

A presentation from the Sports Illustrated Group on strategies you can use to leverage your voice and your audience to reach marketers, advertisers and editors.

  • Jeff Griffing, VP of Ad Sales for the Sports Illustrated Group
  • Paul Fichtenbaum, Managing Editor SI.com
  • Ken Fuchs, VP SI Digital

PRESENTATION/Q & A: STATE OF THE UNION

3 of the top sports bloggers on the web talk about the direction the genre has taken, the direction it’s headed, and answer questions from attendees.

Moderator: Spencer Hall (EDSBS, SB Nation)




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Monday, September 21, 2009

UK Mail: Tony La Russa, Coach of the Obscure StL Cardinals


From the Mail this weekend:

"Twitter has decided to act after Tony La Russa, the coach of an obscure American baseball team, launched a legal action over a fake account."

Reminds us once again how much we hate that obscure European sport, soccer.




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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Rusty Reckons: The Chase Rundown Part 7 of 7

Well, it's finally here. The Chase for the Nextel Cup, NASCAR's version of a playoff system. To help you prepare for the 10 week showdown, Rusty's going to give you a run down of each of the 12 drivers in the Chase, this week. Included in that ranking will be the Rusty's Power Ranking, my own personal index of who's got the best shot to win the title.

Today we look at the #1 position, Mark Martin.











Mark Martin
- If Tony Stewart was the success story of 2009, Mark Martin is the comeback story for this year. Mark Martin retired a few years back. Then at the behest of his long time owner, Jack Roush, he came back. Then he moved teams and ran a partial schedule. Finally, he signed a contract with Rick Hendrick to drive for a full season. He was going to make one more run at the title. Well, what a run it's been. Mark has a series high 4 wins this year. Now, heading into the Chase, he finds himself at the top of the points and poised to take home his first title. The consummate bridesmaid, Mark has done nearly everything in NASCAR but won the Cup championship. It's this fact, and this fact only that Rusty's ranked him behind Tony and Jimmie in the power ranking.

I attribute a lot of Mark's success this year to his attitude. I have never seen someone so happy to be driving a race car. In stark contrast to his teammate in the 88, who seems like he wants to be anywhere else, Mark is just happy. This relaxed attitude and the resources of the best team in the sport has led to Mark's success. Looking forward to the Chase, Mark has every right to continue to feel positive. He's already won at one of the Chase tracks (Phoenix) and he's won at a track very similar to several of the Chase tracks. Chicagoland is very similar to Kansas, Lowe's and Texas. If Mark's able to take home the crown after Homestead, it will truly be the best sports story in 2009. He's got the talent, he's got the equipment, he's got the right attitude. Will he do it? The mystery will start to unravel itself in New Hampshire . . . BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!!!

Position before Richmond: 10
Rusty's Power Ranking: 3


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Friday, September 18, 2009

Rusty Reckons: The Chase Rundown Part 6

Well, it's finally here. The Chase for the Nextel Cup, NASCAR's version of a playoff system. To help you prepare for the 10 week showdown, Rusty's going to give you a run down of each of the 12 drivers in the Chase, this week. Included in that ranking will be the Rusty's Power Ranking, my own personal index of who's got the best shot to win the title.

Today we look at the #2 position, Tony Stewart.











Tony Stewart
- Tony Stewart has been one of the best stories to emerge out of the 2009 season. Smoke took a big gamble by leaving Joe Gibbs, the #20 car, and his long time crew chief Tony Zippadelli last year to form Stewart Hass Racing. A lot of so called experts, including HHR's own Rusty predicted the newly formed team would struggle. Fortunately for Smoke fans, they have proven us all wrong. Tony has spent all year in the top 10 in points. He grabbed the top spot after Dover, and has held on throughout the summer. He's only 2nd to Martin, now because the points realignment gives Martin the advantage with 1 more win than Tony. Since winning at Watkin's Glen in early August, Tony hasn't finished in the top 10 and has only led 2 laps. However, as I said with Johnson, I attribute this to experimentation for the Chase rather than struggling with the racecar.

So, looking forward to the Chase, the prospects for Tony's 3rd championship look good. Tony's not found victory lane at only 2 of the 10 Chase tracks, California and Texas. Among the other 8, he's had 12 wins, 63 top 5's, and 96 top 10's in his career. Impressive numbers to say the least. The Chase also includes a track, Lowe's Motor Speedway, where Tony's already found victory lane this year. Among the other 7 Chase tracks where NASCAR's already visited this year, Tony's had 5 top 5's, led 84 laps, and only finished outside the top 10 once, a 23rd at Talladega. Clearly, when you look at the numbers, Tony's one of the favorites to win it all. I still contend this is Jimmie's championship to lose, but one bad race for the #48 and Smoke will be pouncing, and potentially pouncing for his 3rd title.

Position before Richmond: 1
Rusty's Power Ranking: 2

Tomorrow: #1 Mark Martin

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Rusty Reckons: The Chase Rundown Part 5

Well, it's finally here. The Chase for the Nextel Cup, NASCAR's version of a playoff system. To help you prepare for the 10 week showdown, Rusty's going to give you a run down of each of the 12 drivers in the Chase, this week. Included in that ranking will be the Rusty's Power Ranking, my own personal index of who's got the best shot to win the title.

Today we look at the #4 and #3 positions, Denny Hamlin and Jimmie Johnson.











Denny Hamlin
- No one in NASCAR is riding higher than Denny Hamlin right now. Denny won Richmond this past weekend in dominating fashion. If there's one race Denny's had circled on his calendar since coming to Cup it was Richmond. He hails from Chesterfield County, just across the river, so he grew up watching races at Richmond. To win there was like harpooning his white whale. This means coming into New Hampshire and the rest of the Chase, Denny's got a big shot of Uncle Mo on his side. In addition to a victory at Richmond, Denny also found victory lane after another rather dominating performance at Pocono. Add that to 9 top 5's and 14 top 10's, and Denny's going to be a tough car to beat. What does hurt Denny's chances, however, are the struggles at Joe Gibbs racing. Hamlin's the only Gibbs driver in the Chase this year, after all 3 drivers made it last year. While Denny doesn't need Kyle and Joey to win, it certainly doesn't hurt his case. This is why even with a strong team, I'm not predicting much of a chance for Denny to the win the trophy this year.

Position before Richmond: 4
Rusty's Power Ranking: 6











Jimmie Johnson
- Make no mistake about it. Jimmie Johnson is my hands down favorite to win the championship. Since 2006, Jimmie's won three consecutive titles to tie Cale Yarborough's record. This year, he's going to break it. Why? Because Jimmie and Chad Knaus, his crew cheif, know how to run up front and win when they need to. This year, they've amassed 3 wins, 9 top 5's, 15 top 10's, and only 1 DNF. Even though Jimmie's had a few of his poorer showings lately, 36 in Atlanta, 33 in Michigan, I would be more apt to chalk that up to the experimentations of Knaus than a genuine struggle with the car. Knaus and Johnson have a formula for winning. They have an ability to adjust a race car throughout a race and get it to the front to win. Last year, Johnson had 4 wins going into the Chase, tallied another 3 and won the title. In 2007, 6 wins before the chase, and then 4 consecutive wins in October and November to win the title. The first year, it was 5 wins, with one more in the Chase in addition to 4 runner up finishes. Clearly, he knows when to turn it up a notch. So this year, I've seen nothing to indicate they aren't capable of doing it again. Tony and Mark are stiff competition, but I think this is Jimmie's championship to lose.

Position before Richmond: 3
Rusty's Power Ranking: 1

Next Up: #2 Tony Stewart

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

D.C. BUREAU EXCLUSIVE Special Investigative Report: Mark Grace=Life Coach

Ol' Blue apologizes for the lack of posts recently, but he's been in the field (figuratively) investigating a hot lead all over Interstate 55.

A couple of weeks ago Blue received a forwarded email from an unnamed source in the St. Louis area wherein the source claimed he (literally) just met this hot cougarlicious bartender who claims to have been (literally) getting it on with the immortal Cub legend Mark Grace pretty much every time he's come to town for the past several years.

Now, we know bartenders of the sexy/skanky variety tend to play to the crowd to gain that extra 50 cent tip (Money saving advice: open a tab, so you can sign out quickly, leave zero tip and run out the door and never return). So, using the natural sense of skepticism ingrained in only the finest journalists, I was umm skeptical? So I asked him for some proof and he sent be the below picture.


Yes, you've read it right the tramp's stamp (literally) reads "Grace".

I was blown away (figuratively).

I probed the source further (again figuratively) to determine whether or not he was jerking me around (not literally, figuratively) and I asked him how do I know her name is not Grace? He replied "she said that she wants every guy who (literally) "does her from the back" to know who she really (figuratively?) belongs to, Mark Grace."

Impressed, but still skeptical, I asked for further proof until he sent me a follow-up email last night.

From Gracie's agent (Barry) last night (the email chain I'm on was eventually forwarded to Grace's agent, Barry Axelrod for confirmation).

"Fellas: Just had a late lunch with Gracie and brought a print out of the narrative with me. I told him that he had been subject of an email chain and I was going to read it to him. As soon as I got to the part mentioning the (Bar name redacted), he just smiled and said “Oh, yeah. The tatoo” I didn’t even get to the meat of it.

He asked me where this came from and I gave him the whole chain and all he wanted was for me to be sure to let you guys know that he does not recall asking her to marry him .. .. .. .. but upon further inquiry he admitted that he could have."

Mark Grace is now my favorite all time baseball player and role model. I'm off to find a slump-buster.

Your boy,
Blue

Story...


Agent's confirmation...


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Rusty Vs. Rev: Florida Vs. UT

Each week, HHR's Southern Gents, Rusty and Rev. Shaw Moore, will steal a page from NASCAR.com and go Head2Head and argue the winners of one of the week's upcoming marquee games.

Rev Pick the Vols.


Florida has won four straight against Tennessee, including a 59-20 romp over the Vols last year in Knoxville. For those of us who’ve watched SEC football for most our lives, I think we can all agree that the world was a better place when this was an actual hot-blooded rivalry. So allow me to send a big “THANK YOU” to Vols coach Lane Kiffin for doing the unthinkable: calling out Urban Meyer and the Gators. As I write, I’m sure the Gator faithful are loading up on the brown water in preparation for Saturday’s big game.

Though Kiffin has next to no standing in the SEC, I like the fact that he’s trash talking Florida. Clearly, the Tennessee fan base is depressed – except for a freak appearance in the SEC title game, the last four or five years of the Phil Fulmer regime were enough to make ole’ Smoky howl in disgust. Vols fans need something to cheer about, or at least a leader to rally around.

On the other hand, it’s entirely possible that Kiffin’s remarks weren’t as innocent as that. From Athens to Baton Rouge, the hatred for the Gators is near universal – so give Kiffin a little credit for saying what everyone else in the league thinks, but would never dare say.

Clearly Florida is the superior team heading in to Saturday’s matchup, led by Mr. Universe, Tim Tebow. That doesn’t mean that the Vols don’t have a chance. I might be one of the (very) few who believes this, but I think the Vols are going to give the Gators a pretty good fight on Saturday.

Tennessee’s obvious strength is their defense. The Vols sport their own Mr. Universe, of sorts, in All-American safety Eric Berry – he’s one of the premier defensive talents in the country, and he won’t hesitate to blow up any ball carrier if given the chance. Though the Vols lost last week vs. UCLA, you can’t fault the D – they yielded only 186 total yards and four field goals to the Bruins. Plus, with former NFL defensive savant Monte Kiffin calling the shots, I think Florida’s gimmick spread offense could be in for a challenge it hasn’t seen for quite some time.

The offense, well … that’s another story. QB Jonathan Crompton was highly regarded coming out of high school, but he has fallen far short of his billing so far in college. He was simply atrocious against UCLA last week (13/26, 93 yards, 3 Int’s), almost single-handedly tanking the game for UT. He’ll get his shot to do better this week – Crompton is sure to see seven- and eight-man fronts from Florida, who I expect will load up to stop the run (UT backs Montario Hardesty and Bryce Brown combined for 40 carries last week). Quick, intermediate routes should be there for Crompton; but after last week’s performance, it’s anybody’s guess whether he’ll be completing those passes to UT receivers or to Florida defenders.

All that aside, it was just a year ago that Ole Miss marched into the Swamp and upset Florida. I think it can happen again here. Tennessee has to get better production out of their offense this week and not turn the ball over so carelessly. Tennessee rang up 63 points in week one against Western Kentucky; obviously they’ll face a much, much more talented foe this week, but you know there is some talent on that side of the ball. I expect the UT defense to play as well as any unit the Gators will face this year, and if they can force some turnovers of their own – look out! Lane Kiffin better start learning the words to Rocky Top, because I’m calling the upset special: 28-26 in favor of the Vols.


Rusty Takes Tebow.
























Ole Rusty knew the Rev, or All-In as he's known in other circles, was a gambler, but this is just insanity. Thinking that UT has a snowball's chance at beating Florida, especially in the Swamp, makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine. Why, you may ask? I've got 1 word for you, TEBOW!!!! This kid is good. He's like Jesus, Buddha, Muhammed, and Obama all wrapped up in one package. He throws TD's, he runs for TD's, he teaches Sunday School, he wins Heisman's, I think he even does your taxes.

In addition to Tebow on offense, the defending national champion Gators brought back all 11 starters on defense. On the offensive side of the ball, one of the few big losses was star wideout Percy Harvin, who's now playing ball on Sundays. His loss does hurt, but with so many other weapons, including Tebow (I really cannot mention him enough) and a stout defense, Florida should easily be able to handle Tennessee. At the running back position, Florida's got a cadre of talent and they all get to run behind of the best offensive lines in the NCAA.

It's quickly easy to see why Florida's got the #1 offense in the country. In Florida's first two games against Charleston Southern and Troy, they chalked up an amazing 118 points, while the defense only gave up 9. They are fast, big, and able to run up the score, quickly.

Now, as if going down to the swamp to play the Gator behemoth isn't enough of a challenge, Tennessee decided they'd get into a war of words and hurl some verbal footballs down to Gainesville, too. Now, if you've gotta go climb a tree, does it make sense to stir up the hornet's nest hanging from the branch, first?

So, make no mistake about it, Urban Meyer will have his boys more than ready, and the Swamp will be jumping come Saturday. Tennessee's got a new coach, a questionable quarterback, and has to go on the road to one of the toughest places to play against the #1 team in the country with JesuBamahammeda at the helm. Sorry, Rev . . . the Gators win this one, and win it big.


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Riemersma Needs Your Help

The latest professional athlete to toss his helmet into the foray of politics is none other than Jay Riemersma.

Who?

Riemersma is a former tight end from the University of Michigan that played for the Pittsburgh Steelers and Buffalo Bills who is probably best known as an available tight end on the waiver wire during your tight end's bye week in fantasy football.

After retirement from the NFL, Riemersma came back to coach his former high school team. However, his return to the roots story won't be seen anytime soon on E:60 as word is he quit the fledging team over a dispute to become the school's Athletic Director trying to force out the long-time, near retirement AD.

Riemersma is touting his "outsider" credentials; however, he has already shown shrewd inside the Beltway tactics in his quest for the congressional seat. He has inflated his fundraising numbers by giving a personal loan to the campaign and proclaiming it as grassroots support. He has hired the seediest campaign consultants in the state of Michigan. Also, he penned a letter to the editor in the local paper
asking how any Christian could have voted for Barack Obama.

Former University of Michigan Head Football Coach and Russell Crowe BFF Lloyd Carr is schedule to do appearances for his candidacy. Also rumored to appear down the line is Ben Roethlisberger who currently is busy running his own PR campaign.

His NFL experience will be a mainstay talking point during the chicken dinner circuit. As well it should be as plenty of former and current players know the importance of community service.


Riemersma faces a tough primary battle going against experienced candidates in a state that is desperate for someone to make an immediate impact. He may see that celebrity status only goes so far.

However, we appreciate it when a sports-related figure jumps into the political seen here at HHR. It is one of our bread and butter topics. So, to keep his flame alive, we would appreciate hearing your stories about Riemersma on how he touched people's lives so that he can use those thoughtful memories on the campaign trail and also to get the racier locker room stuff out in the open now before he takes down his Republican teammates while in Congress.

We will be sure to follow his candidacy closely as the opportunity to use tight end jokes for the next year makes us giggle.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

UFC Fight Night Analysis and Predictions (SPIKE TV)

By Brook “Heavy Hands” Taylor

Past UFC Fight Nights have provided some of the most exciting finishes because the free events, featured on SPIKE TV, usually feature young fighters not necessarily in title contention, looking to make a name for themselves. Example: Josh Koscheck KO’d Yoshiyuki Yoshida twice in one fight at the Fight for Troops Fight Night (Brutal).



Tonight’s card includes some potentially explosive match ups so let’s get into it.

Nate Diaz vs. Melvin Guillard

The Diaz brothers, Nick and Nate, are the epitome of loud mouth Stockton street kids but difference between them and every other Affliction wearing jackhole in the Central Valley is these kids have been training Gracie Jui Jitsu and boxing since they were knee high to a duck. Translation: “I don’t give a f*ck” attitude combined with highly refined technical martial arts prowess. Dangerous! Melvin Guillard is a strong grappler and an explosive striker but he’s emotional and he gives up bad positions in a scramble. Look for the wiry Diaz to take some big shots on the feet but eventually drag Guillard to the ground and sink in a fight ending rear naked choke.

Diaz via 2nd Round Submission.

Roger Huerta vs. Gray Maynard

Roger “El Matador” Huerta has one fight left on his contract before he departs the UFC to try his overly moisturized, metro-sexual hand at acting. Gray Maynard is a huge lightweight who has incredible wrestling and has been diversifying his striking ability. Don’t get me wrong, Huerta is a good fighter and he has tons of heart but after a year long layoff and an expressed desire to quit the fight game, the UFC wasn’t about to line up a cupcake ‘walk-off homer’ for Huerta. Maynard is going to grind Huerta down, use his wrestling to slam ‘El Metro-dor’ into the cage, and eventually put those ambitious hands to work on the ground.

Maynard via 2nd Round TKO.

Carlos Condit vs. Jake Ellenberger

In case you didn’t know, the UFC has a sister fight league in the WEC. The best featherweight and bantamweight fighters are there and up until a year ago, they even had a welterweight division. Carlos Condit ruled the WEC welterweight division as champion for almost 2 years. Eventually they folded that division into the UFC and Condit ended up losing his UFC debut fight via a tough decision to Martin Kampmann. Why does any of this matter? Because Condit is the best welterweight most people have never heard of and he’s in the UFC to prove it. On the other hand, Ellenberger is just a welterweight know one has ever heard of and he’s making his UFC debut against a really dangerous competitor. Ellenberger is stout and strong but look for Condit to use his range to clip his opponent’s chin until he can close the distance, take him down and submit him.

Condit via 2nd Round Submission.

Also, tonight is the debut of The Ultimate Fighter 10, Heavyweights. Check out the 8 minute teaser or just wait until 10 PM for the entire episode.


Meet The Heavyweights


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Rusty Reckons: The Chase Rundown Part 4

Well, it's finally here. The Chase for the Nextel Cup, NASCAR's version of a playoff system. To help you prepare for the 10 week showdown, Rusty's going to give you a run down of each of the 12 drivers in the Chase, this week. Included in that ranking will be the Rusty's Power Ranking, my own personal index of who's got the best shot to win the title.

Today we look at the #6 and #5 positions, Jeff Gordon and Kasey Kahne.











Jeff Gordon - The rainbow warrior might have taken the biggest hit with the points realignment after Richmond. Going into Richmond, Gordon was 2nd in the points. After that race, and with the Chase points realignment, he's now 6th. Jeff's only found victory lane once this season, but he's been more than consistent by amassing 12 top 5's and 18 top 10's. In fact, Jeff's finished worse than 10th only 9 times this season. That kind of performance is why the #24 team has 4 championships, and why Jeff's one of the more serious contenders this year. If Gordon can continue to perform at this level, and tally a few wins in the Chase, he could easily take home his 5th trophy this year. The Chase has several tracks that are very good to Gordon, including Dega and Lowe's. Jeff's not the guy to beat, but if the 48, 14, or 5 slip up, he'll be ready to pounce.

Position before Richmond: 2
Rusty's Power Ranking 4












Kasey Kahne
- Being a fan of Kasey Kahne is like living your life on a roller coaster. One year he's hot, 2006. The next year he's not, 2007. Lately, the Bud team's been hot. In fact he won just two weeks ago in Atlanta. Back in April and early May, he was far from it, going nearly 7 races without a top 10 finish. The good news is that he's peaking at the right time. The Chase also presents several of the intermediate tracks where Kahne seems to excel (Texas, Lowe's, Kansas, Fontana). Of Kahne's 11 victories, 9 have come at intermediate tracks (1.5 - 2 miles in length). While the schedule looks promising for Kahne, the stiff competition and the lack of consistency makes Rusty think the chances for Kahne's first championship are not great.

Position before Richmond: 6
Rusty's Power Ranking: 7

Tomorrow: #4 Denny Hamlin, #3 Jimmie Johnson

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The Cynic’s Guide to College Football: Week Two

With most of the I-AA game silliness behind us, we finally start getting into some interesting games next weekend. We have a couple featuring ranked teams (#14 Georgia Tech at #20 Miami; #19 Nebraska at #13 Virginia Tech) and a couple more conference games with some bad blood to settle (Texas Tech at Texas; Tennessee at Florida). So we're starting to get to the fun part--it's like when you're just reaching the top of the hill on your first roller coaster ride. You are still going slow and not much has happened yet, but you can see over the hill and eagerly anticipate the craziness in front of you. But before we get ahead of ourselves, let's deal with some of last week's debacles.

Maybe He Was Too Hard on Intramurals

Let me be the latest to pile on Colorado's Dan Hawkins for the Buffs 0-2 start. Losing your season opener at home to your in-state rival is bad enough. But going on the road and getting beaten down by a MAC team? Well, that won't do wonders for confidence in your coaching ability. Toledo beat CU 54-38 and, frankly, the game wasn't that close. In CU's first two games, they have been outscored 43-6 in the first halves. Throw in a rough upcoming schedule and, congratulations Coach Hawkins, you're the first contestant on Coach's Hot Seat.

After last season, Coach Hawkins promised "ten wins and no excuses." But between now and the end of October, CU plays Wyoming this Saturday (Buffaloes are favored, but remember Wyoming gave Texas a game for a half last week) before games @ West Virginia, @ Texas, vs. Kansas, @ Kansas State and vs. Missouri. Barring a turnaround of near-biblical proportions, Colorado will be doing well to have two wins by Halloween. Throw in season-ending games @ Oklahoma State and vs. Nebraska, and Colorado looks to be closer to ten losses than wins. While there is some speculation that CU might not be able to afford Hawkins' buyout, don't think CU boosters aren't already crunching the numbers.

Hawkins feeling the burn. And that’s just on his backside.

Christians vs. Lions Was the Undercard

Last Saturday night, some friends who are big Oklahoma Sooners fans got the OU vs. Idaho State game on pay-per-view and invited us over to have a cookout and watch the game. While the game certainly wasn’t much of a draw, it was still fun to hang out with them and let our kids play. While I’m certainly no fan of I-A teams playing I-AA teams, even by those weak standards, this one was completely unforgiveable.

First, let’s be honest here—doesn’t matter what state you live in, your best high school football team right now would be a three touchdown favorite over Idaho State. The Bengals (yes, the Idaho State Bengals—I have no idea why) are that bad. Over the last five years, Idaho State has gone 1-11 (with a season-ending overtime upset of Sacramento State as their only win), 3-8, 2-9, 5-6 and 3-8. So we’re not even dealing with a good I-AA team (a la Appalachian State, Richmond, William & Mary, etc.) who can at least compete on a larger stage. We’re dealing with someone who is lousy, even at the I-AA level. So does their athletic department do something to help, like scheduling a couple of D-II opponents? No. Instead, they offer the poor Bengals up as sacrificial lambs to the likes of Arizona State and Oklahoma. So, through two games, Idaho State has a combined 81 total yards, -27 rushing yards, 7 turnovers, 16 punts and 3
points to show for it. In 30 possessions and 120 minutes of play, they have crossed midfield one time.

While I’m not going to defend ASU and OU for scheduling these games, I’m putting the blame for these games squarely on Idaho State athletic director Jeff Tingey. Sure, you rake in lots of bucks for your athletic department. But at what cost? A downtrodden and demoralized team? No prospect for hope? Idaho State players know their talent levels and don’t hold any illusions about being better than they are. All they want is to play the game the love and have a chance to compete. By scheduling games like these, Idaho State has made that impossible.

But on the plus side, at least the athletic department can see the bright side of things: following the ASU loss, the headline on the school website read, “First Team Defense Hangs Tough in 50-3 Loss to Arizona State.”

“It is all lies. The infidels from Oklahoma can never defeat the mighty Bengals of most glorious Idaho State.”

From Big Winner to The Biggest Loser

Kudos to Maryland head coach Ralph Friedgen for dropping 105+ pounds in the last year. Unfortunately, the Terrapins outlook is season is dropping just as fast. After getting waxed 52-13 at California in Week One, the Terps thought this week’s home game against James Madison would be the cupcake that has been lacking from Friedgen’s diet. Unfortunately, this appetizer was tougher than my grandmother’s meatloaf. Maryland got the win, but only after rallying in the fourth quarter to force overtime and JMU missed an OT field goal. While I don’t know that it’s time for Maryland fans to hit the panic button just yet, another loss in the next couple of weeks and look for UM boosters to start sending truckloads of fried crabcakes to Friedgen’s door in an effort to bring the old coach back.

Terps Fans Will Take Whichever One Gets Them to the Best Bowl

And for my ray of freaking sunshine this week,

Welcome to the Party

Congratulations to Steve Sarkisian on getting not just his first career win as a head coach (42-23 over Idaho), but Washington’s first win since November 17, 2007. Much to the dismay of Seattle police. The Huskies’ 15-game losing streak was tied for the longest in Pac-10 history. We’ll check back Washington State week when the Huskies are going for two.

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Blogs With Balls Radio, Episode 4


This week’s Blogs With Balls Show on the JoeSportsFan Radio Network is now available.

Download Episode 4 Here.

This week we have a big announcement (that we can't really announce). But the important detail we can share is that later this week, we will announce that a very prominent partner has come on board who will sponsor registration for a limited time that will result in $100 tickets for Blogs With Balls-only attendees at Blog World Expo. This price will not only include the formal program, but also an invite-only party sponsored by the partner, as well as the rest of the goodies/watch parties/fun-and-games we have lined up for our sports-bloggin' brethren. Plus, you know, it's Vegas.

Our Blog With Balls of the Week is "Going Pro" - a triathlon blog. Didn't know they existed did you? An interesting pick indeed, but Chris justifies its nomination well - not only does the author have a unique audience, but he's a damn good writer. These two things, if focused properly, could position the site favorably in an under-served market.

Our guest this week is the incomparable Gary Vaynerchuk. Before the event, Gary was considered by many a somewhat odd choice as our featured speaker at Blogs With Balls 1.0, but gave the audience a talk they'll remember and certainly should have learned from. VaynerMedia, a social media firm he and his brother AJ started and run, represents BwB2.0 featured speaker Jalen Rose, among other sports figures and entities. His first book, as part of a 7-figure deal he signed with Harper Studio is due out in October and is currently available for presale.

Of course, no guest appearance would be complete without challenging them to a game of “Skyped Up.” We mix two of Gary's favorite things - wine and sports.

This week’s links of interest:

You can drop us comments, suggestions and hate mail at podcast[at]blogswithballs[dot]com.

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