Friday, February 26, 2010

Video: Runyan Wants to Toughen Up DC

Jon Runyan made his speaking debut on the campaign circuit last night at a Camden County Republican fundraiser.

Said the former Eagle O Lineman: "I was never the best athlete. I was never the fastest guy. I wasn't the strongest. But you know what? I put my work in and I made a mental decision to be the toughest guy out there. And I think taking that tenacity to Washington, DC is going to go a long way."

On why he's running: "The size of the government is totally out of control. The people are the ones that are going to solve these problems. We have to get government out of the way, put money back in the people's hands and let them solve the problems that we have."

As far as his qualifications, Runyan notes that this public service is an extension of the community work he has done in South Jersey over the last decade; and his passion to change the course our country is headed.




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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Blogs With Balls Radio, Episode 22

This week’s Blogs With Balls Show on the JoeSportsFan Radio Network is now available.

Download Episode 22 here, or subscribe via iTunes.


Welcome to the "man" episode. We focus on "things guys like" with Guyism.com and chat with the incomparable Sarah Spain.

Lucas is away this week in sunny Hawaii, so filling in once again is Chris Illuminati. Combining Illuminati's new segment at HHR with Lucas' Ballsy Blog of the Week, we bring on Guyism.com's Isaac to answer 8 Softball Questions.
  1. What happened to the World of Isaac?
  2. Why do women read men's sites?
  3. Why do people get so worked up over internet articles?
  4. What Internet trend will he never understand?
  5. Who epitomizes Guyism.com?
  6. What's more unmanly than creating Internet viruses?
  7. How unmanly are staged wedding party pictures?
  8. What is something every man needs?
Keeping with our theme, Chicago's own Sarah Spain joins us. Four years removed from auctioning herself off on eBay to get to the Super Bowl, Sarah is now rubbing elbows on the red carpet at the big game with NFL legends in a journalistic capacity.


Sarah has been our eyes and ears on the ground in the planning process of BwB3, and really epitomizes a lot of things we intend to focus on in June.

One thing we've worked hard on incorporating is a more diverse perspective at the shows. Among them is having more women participate. Like previous guest Jemele Hill, Sarah talks about the role her gender plays as a sports blogger and journalist. Ivy league educated, she talks about how she balances being a woman in a male-dominated genre with her talent, background and work product. She offers her advice to female bloggers and talks about what they can expect along their respective paths, which could include a couple of creeps and stunts like this:



Sarah also has worked in various platforms including web, radio and now television - both locally and for national companies. She also talks about the professional advantages of online accessibility and social media.

In lieu of Skyped Up, as the queen of Chicago sports, we put her on the spot and ask us to talk about some of her favorite Windy City team-specific blogs and bloggers.

This week's links of interest:
Sarah's favorites:

Blackhawks
Bulls
Bears
Cubs

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Good 'Ol Rocky Top: Song Lawsuit Settled



From the AP:
NASHVILLE, Tenn. – The owners of the rights to "Rocky Top," the song that's played throughout football season in Tennessee, have settled a copyright lawsuit against the television network A&E.

The Tennessean reported that U.S. District Court Judge Aleta Trauger approved the settlement Monday and dismissed the lawsuit. The lawsuit filed in June accused the network of inserting the iconic tune in a 12-second video clip for a true crime television documentary after the owners said A&E could not do it.

Court filing did not reveal the details of the settlement and attorneys for both sides declined to discuss the settlement.

Felice and Boudleoux (BOO'-deh-loh) Bryant penned the song in 1967 and the couple's children own the rights to it, under the corporate name House of Bryant.

No word whether the song's owners plan on going after Peyton Manning for being such a choker during his days in Knoxville and for the punitive damages that he's giving them.


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Monday, February 22, 2010

CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

  • The announcer yelled, "the Canadians are coming!" That's funny.
  • MSNBC is feeling uncomfortable with all this American flag waiving.
Why hasn't Olbermann joined his fellow NBC sportscasters?
  • Wikipedia was unhelpful in explaining the difference between Downhill, Super G, Super Combined, Giant Slalom and Slalom skiiing. I'm starting to doubt it as a viable source.
  • More skiing, more figure skating, more curling. Anything new left? Bobsledding? Are they too going to start from the juvenile post?
  • I know how Bode Miller feels. When I have the perfect Blood Alcohol Level, I am unstoppable too.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Waiting for Godunk: Kevin gets settled in Estonia


Kevin Owens has been playing professional basketball for the past six years and decided to start a blog documenting my daily life. He started contributing some of those stories once a week here at HHR, and now is being featured at SLAM Online.

This week's SLAM post: Life is a Highway


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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Blogs With Balls Radio, Episode 21


This week’s Blogs With Balls Show on the JoeSportsFan Radio Network is now available.

Download Episode 21 here, or subscribe via iTunes.



Lucas has long been an advocate that the future of sports blogging lies in content producers adopting more than just the written word and dabbling in audio and video. We kick off the week talking a little about some folks who do the latter quite well.

Our ballsy blog of the week belongs to our good friends at The Global Sports Fraternity who did an absolute phenomenal job creating original, entertaining content at the Super Bowl in Miami.

Most notably, GSF's Henry Lowenfels gave Lions QB Matt Stafford the business at the Gatorade Fitness Lab.



We'd be remissed talking video if we didn't mention our BwB videographers and editors Ben Eckstein and Rob Baker, as well as the great work done by Wondershot Productions (who gave us the BwB opening/welcome video).

Our favorite ongoing use of video-that-should-be-its-own-TV-show is from our podcasting partners at Joe Sports Fan, who this week brought us the return of The Softball Guy.

An Exclusive, Emotional Interview with Softball Guy from JoeSportsFan.com on Vimeo.



Our guest this week was a panelist at Blogs With Balls 1.0 in New York and winner of the inaugural Blogs With Balls Charity Poker Shootout, Adam Best.


Best is the co-founder (with his brother Zach, a web designer) and senior editor of the FanSided.com sports network as well as the site that launched the network, Arrowhead Addict.

What sets FanSided apart from its competitors is the family-like business approach that Adam has taken to advancing it. Adam talks about the progression from blogging on his Chiefs site to creating the original make-up of FanSided as an NFL blog network to one encompassing multi-sports and housing 135 different sites. He taps into the importance of forging strategic partnerships, like he has with Yardbarker.com/Fox Sports and CBS Sports.

He also recently launched FlickSided.com, a site dedicated to his other passion - film.

This week’s links of interest:


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CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

I am going to tap into the eye of the tiger for today's bits and pieces:
  • Americans had a bigger blowout last night than DJ Pauly D.
  • If Scott Hamilton's head explodes into a bloody stump tonight from all twirling excitement, what happens? I imagine they have a contingency plan for this.
  • Lindsey Vonn, so hot, want to touch the heiney. Aaaooo!
  • When reporters get bored, they get snippy. I blame the lack of "services" now available to keep them happy on Tiger Woods.
  • Surrender! (Keep an eye on Skier #2)
  • What's the equivalent in Canada of Americans having their picture on the Wheaties box? Labatt Blue 12-pack?
  • I haven't seen the bandanna try to make a comeback like this since Napoleon Dynamite.


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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

  • Can't go skiing because it's snowing. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
  • The prominence of primetime figure skating in the Olympics reminds me of the Conan/Leno fight. The Baby Boomer generation will never move out of the way.
  • Nobunari Oda is the 17th descendant of Nobunaga Oda, a famous Japanese warlord. He honors his grandfather's warlord spirit with this outfit.
  • NBC is drawing the line at sending Lindsey Jacobellis to the Fail Blog.
  • Male athletes should stay away from slipping into the female biathlon hut when the Olympic Villiage inevitably becomes the lust village. You don't need a roid raged woman with impeccable endurance and mad sniper skills coming for you after a one night stand.
They already made Sirli Hanni from Estonia take a mug shot

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Kige Ramsey for YouTube Dancing

Today, SportsCenter was all about the John Wall dance. Tonight, YouTube Sports carries the torch in what is the best rendition of the "I'm a little teapot" dance I've seen since pre-school.



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Oft-Injured Eagle Shawn Andrews Auditions for Idol

Also on hand trying to break through to Hollywood was Michael Irvin's twin brother "Pookie."


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Say It Ain't So: JSF Exclusive Video - Softball Guy Confesses

An Exclusive, Emotional Interview with Softball Guy from JoeSportsFan.com on Vimeo.




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CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

  • The drama created by Johnny Weir and PETA has to be the worst contrived storyline of the games. All involved need to be Bob Barker'd: spayed or neutered.
  • The only one not threatened is Weir's beautiful new female roommate, Tanith Belbin.
  • How weird would it be to listen to Bob Costas' voice at a dinner party? Without staring at his head looking for hair-dye clumps.
  • Pretty sure the US men in snowboard cross were wearing jeans during competition. That's an Olympic sport I can appreciate.
  • Bode Miller is still relevant.
  • Speed skating was delayed because of track problems, so NBC switched to doubles figure skating, so I shoved a pencil in my eye. Didn't expect that reaction out of me.
  • It was cute when Canada had their gold medal ceremony. Someone should give little brother a noogie.

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Monday, February 15, 2010

8 softball questions with Fat Willard: Anjelah Johnson

It seems like we don't do enough interviews on this fine sports blog. That's gonna change quick.

This week, I got to chew the email chaw with Anjelah Johnson, stand-up comic and former chearleader for a team I'm told plays in the NFL named the Oakland Raiders. She has a new DVD out called
That's How We Do It and it's pretty damn funny.

1) Was it harder to get people to laugh on MadTV or cheer for the Oakland Raiders?

Um... Both were pretty fun and easy.

2) The Raiders fans are, how can we put this nicely, an eclectic bunch. Did anything ever happen that had you scared for your safety?

No, the fans were like our personal body guards. The die hard fans kept us safe from the riff raff. Sure we would see fights in the stands, the parking lots and anywhere with in a 5 mile radius of the stadium but we were kept away from it all.

3) The real Al Davis is just a walking dead man in a Member's Only jumpsuit. Kind of like Weekend at Bernies. Prove us wrong.

You win

4) Bon Qui Qui and Tammy are hysterical characters but we could see some people getting offended. Ever hear any crap about them?

Have I? I used to get hate mail, death threats and people threatening to protest my show. I never had any of those things actually happen, but I must be doing something right to at least get the threats.





5) According to the gospel of Wikipedia, your YouTube clips of Bon Qui Qui "gained a cult-like following, reaching more than 27 million views." You are like David at the Dentist. Can we kiss your cam?

I don't know what that means, so no.

6) Is it harder to be an attractive young woman in stand-up because people might not take you as seriously or is it better because it's easier to get people to pay attention.

Good looks are not a plus in the game of stand up comedy. People see a pretty girl on stage and think she's either gonna be terrible or really dirty to overcompensate for the fact that she's a girl.

7) You had a role in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Any truth to the rumors Alvin does blow, Simon is bisexual and Theodore has an eating disorder. You can be honest we are all friends here.

I'm sworn to a pinky swear contract, sorry.

8) Your new DVD hit this week. Discuss.

It's my first one-hour special titled, That's How We Do It and was shot in the fabulous city of Houston, Texas. It features the "Beat Freaks" an all girl break dancing crew and DJ Angie Vee. If all goes according to plan, the DVD/Album should be in stores everywhere by the end of the week.

Got someone we can toss softball questions at? Email us your ideas at huggingharoldreynolds [@] gmail.com.

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CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

Who's the hotter breed? Skiers or swimmers?

I watched the Opening Ceremony with the sound off so I could experience it in a pure form without the distractions of sound. Or, I was at the bar and it happened to be on. Here's what I saw and my opening thoughts:
  • A Canadian Gandalf took on an inflatable giant bear.
  • Peter Pan founded Canada by learning to fly and grow corn.
  • The camera guys did a phenomenal job finding the tail in the large groups and provided the uncontrived balance with the ugly countries, ahem Latvia. Did they need to go any further than Sweden though? They lived up to the cliche.
  • Remember the episode of Family Guy where Peter asks if they could be with any girl who would it be and Quagmire answer Taylor Hanson from Hanson? Shaun White may have confused some men during the ceremony's parade of women.
  • Mad props to my boy from Skee town for carrying in the flag.
  • The question of the Olympic games may be who's the hotter breed? Skiers or swimmers? One is always wet, one always likes to go down. Bada bing.
  • I remembered that freestyle skiing is awesome, but now it is done. Figure skating will be on every night now.
  • With women's volleyball every night during the summer we at least were treated to PG-13 rated ample cheeks. With ice skating they use nylon fake skin or fur.

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Who Just Kissed You?

Drew should have snuck her and asked "Who just punched you?"

via Sharapova's Thigh
:




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adidas Now Making Mayonnaise Hats


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Friday, February 12, 2010

Waiting for Godunk: Dunking is a Mind Game And… it’s off to Estonia!


Kevin Owens has been playing professional basketball for the past six years and decided to start a blog documenting my daily life. He started contributing some of those stories once a week here at HHR, and now is being featured at SLAM Online.

This week's SLAM post: Dunking is a Mind Game and...It’s off to Estonia!


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CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces


As shut-ins get tingly about the Winter Olympics Ceremony this evening, I thought it was a good time to dust off my own bits and pieces for the occasion. On with the show:
  • Is any reference to Brian Boitano still funny?
  • Plenty of pressure on Canadian Hockey to win gold. Only 13-year old Romanian gymnasts know this kind of pressure. However, whereas the gymnasts are left in a hot box if they fail, the Canadian hockey players will probably get big hugs.
  • I was looking for the winter equivalent of Summer Olympic's Handball that would sweep me off my feet and tell me I'm pretty, but it turns out there are only two team sports in the Winter Olympics: Hockey and Curling. Sorry scrubbers.
  • Look for Belarus Men's Freestyle Skiing Aerialist Anton Kushner to start a twitter signup war with CNBC.
  • First Winter Olympics since Blades of Glory. Iron Lotus references highly encouraged Scott Hamilton and Brian Boitano.


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Drew Brees and Sean Payton Hit the Circuit

Days after the big game, Super Bowl champions are still all smiles as they make the talk show rounds. Payton is a lot shorter off of the sideline than I expected. Rumor has it he is going to start judging on American Idol.


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Thursday, February 11, 2010

College Football Playoff Proponents Fail to Put Their Money Where Their Mouths Are

While even the President has taken up the rallying cry for frustrated sports fans,
"a political group founded last year to oppose the existing college football playoff system struggled to raise funds in first year of operation" according to TheHill.com.

According to Federal Election Commission (FEC) reports filed by Playoff PAC, the committee only raised $5,974 in cash and in-kind contributions last year and had only three contributions of $200 or more.

What's more is you're not going to move much legislation while spending less than $2,000 on awareness and advocacy.

Perhaps Playoff PAC should consider rolling in with our friends at the Sports Fan Coalition?

At least the PAC produces clever web ads.




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Steve Nash is the Most Ridiculous Man in the World

Late last month we posted a piece on the BwB blog about Steve Nash's creativity once he finally embraced his stardom and inserted it into endorsement ventures.

His latest appearance for Vitamin Water pretty much sums up that entire post.




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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Fat Willard: If you talk to me during an important game, I will kill your family

I understand the world. You just never know when you'll stumble on the next "David on Drugs after Root Canal" or other exploitative venture that leads to instant fame. I get that the silliness of everyday life is a good enough reason to carry your flip cam and everyone thinks their gonna cash in on their passion of selling hand-knitted teapot covers.

This is where I draw the line.



These guys are "Saints Fans" and I'll say that based solely on their fresh new NFC champ t-shirts. This is my issue. If I'm a Saints fan, and this is the Super Bowl, don't you DARE ask me ridiculous funking questions regarding Valentine's Day while plugging your shit website.

Three years ago I watched the Giants and Patriots play a hell of a Super Bowl. My team came out the winner, and while making me incredibly happy, it took years off my life. I couldn't sleep for a week. I was that worked up. It was three plus hours of pure torture. I couldn't talk except for requests of food and mutters of "I'm going to piss, no one sit in my seat."

This is my point. Sports provides incredible highs and gut-kicking lows. The last thing all of us need is someone with a camera asking us to comment on their God-damn website during an important game. You want to record me after the game while I cry like a school girl after her first time, I can live with that. Just don't bother me with stupidity.

I'm saying this now to all the readers, if this scenario ever happens to you at a major moment in your life as a sports fan, you're allowed to grab the camera and shove it in that person's rectum. As far as possible. With no lubrication. None!

And if they follow you out into the street while celebrating they immediately owe you fellatio. I could care less if his wife is inside the house.


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CR Dunbar: In Need of Some Exercise

I've been holed up inside over the past 6 days because of the latest Snowpocalypse. Lucky for me, I have the ability to bring my gym routine home with me to keep me sane and fit.



I've been doing this since 1987. Why change a great thing, including the outfit?


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Blogs With Balls Radio, Episode 20


This week’s Blogs With Balls Show on the JoeSportsFan Radio Network is now available.

Download Episode 20 here, or subscribe via iTunes.



Welcome to the big 2-0.

While everyone's looking at staying ahead of the curve and taking advantage of the "next big thing" to market themselves or their products, we bring on two people who have been cashing in on the first big thing - email.

We are joined by "the third head of the Blogs With Balls three-headed monster," Kyle Bunch. Kyle aggregates his Daily Bunch right into subscribers' inboxes. We ask him the hows and the whys.

While we have him on, we thought what better time than to finally let people know the venue of BwB 3. You'll have to listen to find out.

Our guest this week is Aaron Karo. You might remember getting "Ruminations" emails at some point over the course of the last dozen or so years. Hell, you might still get them.


With the success of his electronically disseminated tales of college, Karo was able to forgo his Wall Street career in favor of one on the road (and rich in adventure) as a standup comedian, author and a business-owner whose product is himself.

Ruminations is now in book form ("...on College" and "...on Twentysomething Life"). He has another book now out "not intended for married people" - I'm Having More Fun Than You. You can also find his comedy album "Just go Talk to Her" on iTunes - recorded live in Boston on the night before Chris' single worst hangover, ever.

We talk a little about sports and a lot about his online marketing strategy and tools and multi-platform approach.

This week's links of interest:

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Rusty Reckons: Dale Junior Wins at Daytona

NASCAR's fan favorite, Dale Jr. coasted to victory at Daytona, too bad for Junior nation it was in a computer game, and not a real track event. Nevertheless, victory weary fans will take what they can get, including yours truly. So, even if Junior cannot best his fellow Sprint Cup competitors, at least he knows he can operate a plastic steering wheel better than a bunch of 30 yr old's still living at home with their momma. That's trophy case material!


In other news, it's rumored that Peyton Manning is challenging Brees to a rematch of Super Bowl XLIV, Techmo style.


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Paralympic Biathlete is Pretty Damn Cute

Last night on NBC's The Biggest Loser Couples, contestants found themselves training at the U.S. Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs with the likes of Gold Medalist Alpine Skier Julia Mancuso, Freestyle Skier Jeret "Speedy" Peterson, Speedskater J.R. Celski, Pairs Figure Skater Rockne Brubaker, Paralympic Gold Medalist Alpine Skier Alison Jones and Paralympic Biathlete Kelly Underkofler.

Not gonna lie. Underkofler is our new favorite biathlete and not because she can shoot or ski.

USA! USA! USA!

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Monday, February 8, 2010

Preserving History: Who Dat?

After each major sporting event, HHR takes a look at how it is portrayed in news print in some of the nation's leading dailies. Part out of curiosity, and part to preserve the dying medium.














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Cadillac Mescallade: Saints Leave Mark On Football World

For a long time making the playoffs was the dream, and then it was winning a playoff game, and then an NFC Championship, and then for nights like Sunday Night in Miami.

Years of losing and underachieving breed a cautious attitude. You see it in the Chicago Cubs, the Los Angeles Clippers, and a host of other franchises. But something is very different about the New Orleans Saints. For anyone that was just introduced to the black and gold in the last two weeks, this is a city and a franchise of eternal optimism. Perhaps it took such an unfortunate event like Katrina to reveal what many have always seem to know in the Bayou, the best day might only be a day away. It's what the people seem to believe and it's surely what these fans believe. The all-too-often 3-13 seasons and the 8-8 ledgers marking a good year have given way to what happened in South Florida in Super Bowl 44.

The New Orleans Saints played like a true underdog on the road to their first title in franchise history. They were forced to overcome a 10 point deficit, amazingly a record for the largest overcome deficit in Super Bowl history. They were gutsy, they relied on a young kicker to pile up the points, their small college receivers to make big-man-on-campus plays, the redemption of Jeremy Shockey, the reclamation of Jonathan Vilma, the revelation of Tracy Porter and even some trickery. An onside kick had never happened before the fourth quarter in Super Bowl, until Sunday night when the Saints executed it to perfection to open the second half. Those are the risks that needed to be taken. Credit coach Sean Payton for pressing the right buttons on this magical machine.

They had to look right into the eyes of Peyton Manning, one of the game's elite, a man that had carved up the AFC en route to a Super Bowl berth, and topple this Goliath. Saints quarterback and game MVP Drew Brees, who turned in a night near flawless, hoisted a Super Bowl trophy and called upon fate to help describe what happened to this New Orleans franchise. That sounds about right to me.

A lot of dominoes had to fall into place to make a title a reality for the New Orleans Saints. The stories have been told, but the Dolphins had to pass on Brees, Saints owner Tom Benson had to keep the Saints in Louisiana, and Peyton Manning had to commit just one mistake. Perhaps that last part seemed so unlikely. Manning was one last drive away from ascending to the right hand of Joe Montana among the great postseason quarterbacks, until of course Tom Brady returns to the conversation. Like any good action movie has shown us where good overcomes evil, or in this case just less good, there is always a fatal flaw in the enemy. For this battle it was the Manning interception, a true pick six for the defensive back Porter, and the final sealant on a win for the Saints. In the interim the less talked about quarterback Drew Brees firmly planted his name in the conversation of the games greats at the quarterback position.

But more than Brees rights or Manning's wrongs was the resolution of this battle, a win for fate, a title for America's Team, America's New Team. Who Dat, you ask rhetorically? The New Orleans Saints of course. The kids in New Orleans have the day off from school on Monday, the fleur de lis flew in the Vatican on Super Bowl Sunday, the onside kick worked, the paper bags will return to the grocery store, this was fate, belief, and hardwork all rolled into one. Lastly,the "S" becomes permanently affixed to the left side of "AINTS" and never shall the two separate because lest we ever forget the New Orleans Saints are Super Bowl Champions.

-Posted by Cadillac Mescallade


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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Rusty Reckons: New Year's Resolutions 2010

With a little over a week till the green flag drops on the 2010 NASCAR season, Rusty has emerged from his winter slumber to pontificate on the goings on and what's in store for the coming year. I've also emerged to shovel the nearly 2 feet of snow on the back deck! Tonight we'll get our first taste of racing this year with the preseason Bud Shootout. Even though the rumblings of NASCAR don't make national headlines, there are big changes already in store for stock car enthusiasts this year. So, without further adieu, let's begin to fill your heads with the ramblings of a true wanna-be redneck.


One of the biggest changes for this coming year is the addition of a pretty face. After having a bit of a mediocre career in IRL (let's be honest, she's only had 1 win in 5 seasons), racing's #1 sex symbol is coming to stock car. Danica's now going to really show what she's got behind the wheel of JR Motorsports #7 Chevrolet, owned by none other than Dale Earnhardt Jr. In her first year in NASCAR, Danica's only going to be running 13 races in the Nationwide series, but she'll be sure to turn the heads of a few beered up infield hooligans . . . including yours truly.

But, speaking of Junior . . . mark my words, Dale Jr will go winless again in 2010. Until NASCAR shortens the race or goes back to the old system, NASCAR's most popular driver is going to continue to struggle 'closing the deal'. Coffee and trophies go to closers, sorry June bug. Junior's got the talent and equipment, but for whatever reason, he's not found his groove or been able to keep up with the changes to the sport. A few years back in a different points system with the older car, I think he could have really been a perennial championship contender. Regardless, the stands will still be filled with more 88 fans at Daytona and Talladega this year than anything.


Chad Knaus gets jealous of Jimmie's new found fame and the 48 team finally shows they are human.

Over the last four years, Chad, Jimmie, and the 48 team have been heads above the rest of the competition. Watching the other 42 drivers try to compete against the 48 was like watching an arthritic one legged dog try to win a butt kicking contest. You rooted for that old mutt, but you just knew it wasn't going to happen. Well, this year the one legged dog's going to win. It took four years, but I think Jimmie's hit his peak. Even people outside of NASCAR are recognizing the soften spoken clean cut guy from California.

JJ wins AP's Man of the Year. This means he's only got one way to go, down. He won't slip far and he'll finish in the Top 5 in points, but no 5-peat for Jimmie.

That ugly wing stuck on the back of an otherwise sweet looking race car is going the way of the dodo.

Since going to the COT, fans and drivers alike have fussed about the tricked out looking rear wing on the back of the new race car. It's made the cars more squirrelly and thus, according to some people, made for less passing. So, the big boys up in the tower listened. NASCAR is working with a few teams next month to test a spoiler similar to the one used on the old car. The goal is to get a little more downforce on the cars and hopefully make for better racing. Rusty thinks this is a great idea, but we'll have to wait and see how it transpires.

Unlike previous years, I'm not going to be making any wild predictions on who's going to win the title. I think there are several strong contenders, including Carl Edwards and Tony Stewart. Carl's been close several times, and if it wasn't for the 48 team would have at least 1 title already if not two. Since I'm thinking the 48 isn't going to win it this year, I could easily see the 99 taking the crown. Don't count out Tony though. Stewart had an amazing year last year with his upstart race team. Many people thought he would struggle including yours truly, but he proved us all wrong. If he can avoid a sophomore slump of sorts, he should be at the front and challenging for his third career championship come November.

Last year was a good year, but this year's going to be great (as long as you aren't a Junior fan). So, stock the fridge, get some bean dip, and let's get ready for another season of the world's best stock car racing series.

Hammer down!!!!!


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NJ Senator Tom Kean is Delusional, Wants Super Bowl XLVIII Held Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey

Mr. Goodell, we think yous guys should very much consider Sen. Kean's suggestion a little bit.

The son of the former Governnor introduced a Senate resolution (SR35) in the NJ Legislature on Thursday "urging the NFL to select New Jersey as the location for Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014." According to a press release from his office, "the NFL owners’ Super Bowl Advisory Committee allowed the Meadowlands Stadium Co. to place a bid, waiving the traditional requirement that host stadiums have a minimum outdoor temperature of 50 degrees or an indoor stadium."

Said Senator Kean:

"New Jersey offers the best venue for the Super Bowl, period. We have the image, logistics and ambiance that is unparalleled in the world and the millions of diehard fans in this region would do everything in their power to make Super Bowl XLVIII the biggest, most talked about game in the history of the NFL.

"The NFL championship of 1958 is known as the ‘Greatest Game Ever Played’ and it was decided at Yankee Stadium. It’s time to bring the game of American football back to its roots in the Northeast.

"New Jersey has a new state-of-the-art stadium, easy access to airports, and thousands of hotel rooms, restaurants and other attractions near and in New York City, the most renowned and admired city in the world.

"Having the Super Bowl in New Jersey would not only be great for the league but it would be great for the region. The Super Bowl would provide a unique promotional opportunity for our state’s tourism industry and help spur the regional economy. Studies have shown that cities who host the Super Bowl experience a significant economic impact into the hundreds of millions of dollars.”
Plus, East Rutherford is only about an hour up the Parkway from Belmar.




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