Wednesday, January 12, 2011

FredEx is Still Hollywood

Former Eagles wideout and 1st round draft pick Freddie Mitchell, most well known for thanking his hands and talking his way out of the league, is now a "venture capitalist" with a penchant for attracting "gold diggers."

What better way to address his love void than enlisting the talents of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger.

Unfortunately, the country bumpkin Patty set the Slot Machine up with knows how to Google. The date took an awkward turn when said bumpkin asked Freddie about Internet reports of his failure to pay child support.

One thing remains a fact: Freddie still hasn't met a camera he doesn't love.

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