The NFL Knows that Sex Sells

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Mark Brunell Gets Sanchized

Sanchez gets filthy with his octogenarian back-up, wiping his snots on Brunell. Just the kind of focus Rex wants in the Jets' Super Bowl.

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Breaking Exclusive: Terry Glenn Bonded Out for DWI

Breaking news out of Denton County Texas. It appears Terry Glenn, a mediocre wideout from America's (alleged) Team was just released by the Denton County Sheriff's Department for both DWI and 2 counts of possession of the reefer.


In other news, Michael PS Hayes and Terry Bam Bam Gordy are now bail bondsmen.

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Olympian Robbed of Medal - Literally

USA Water Polo 2008 Olympic Silver Medalist Merrill Moses suffered a major loss out of the pool this past holiday season when his prized possession, the Silver Medal from the Olympic Games in Bejing was stolen. Along with several other family valuables including an Olympic ring, his Pepperdine 1997 NCAA title ring, and much of his mother's jewelry, Moses and his family are on the hunt to find their lost valuables. The heist occurred over the holidays when Moses was with family on vacation to propose to his now fiance. Sports Illustrated's Brian Cazeneuve has joined the hunt with his latest column. If you happen to come across this very specific medal, a 2008 Olympic Silver Medal engraved with water polo and #1 on it, please contact USA Water Polo at www.usawaterpolo.org or via twitter at twitter.com/usawp.

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2011 Under Armour All-America Game Highlights

Ditka and Mooch get preps fired up.

The game features some of the biggest plays of the game including future Gator Jeff Driskel’s 63-yard touchdown run, future Seminole Karlos Williams’ pick 6 and future Aggie Taylor Bertolet’s 24-yard field goal to win the game.

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Beyond the Cardboard Episode 2

In all its Joe Sports Fan glory...

"Beyond the Cardboard" with Earl Sanderson (Episode 2) from JoeSportsFan.com on Vimeo.

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FredEx is Still Hollywood

Former Eagles wideout and 1st round draft pick Freddie Mitchell, most well known for thanking his hands and talking his way out of the league, is now a "venture capitalist" with a penchant for attracting "gold diggers."

What better way to address his love void than enlisting the talents of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger.

Unfortunately, the country bumpkin Patty set the Slot Machine up with knows how to Google. The date took an awkward turn when said bumpkin asked Freddie about Internet reports of his failure to pay child support.

One thing remains a fact: Freddie still hasn't met a camera he doesn't love.

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Things I Know I Know: Someone Needs to Teach Peter King About the Legislative Process

Says PK in today's MMQB:

"d. Congress: I know you've got more pressing things on your plate, but that law you passed about commercials not being played at a higher volume than regular programming? In the Ravens-Chiefs game, unless my ears were playing tricks on me, it was happening big-time."

But, as he should know, legislation does not usually become immediately effective. A quick look shows the bill goes into effect a year after passage.

SEC. 2. RULEMAKING ON LOUD COMMERCIALS REQUIRED.

(a) Regulation Required- Within 1 year after the date of enactment of this Act, the Federal Communications Commission shall prescribe pursuant to the Communications Act of 1934 (47 U.S.C. 151 et seq.) a regulation that is limited to incorporating by reference and making mandatory (subject to any waivers the Commission may grant pursuant to subsection (b)(2)) the `Recommended Practice: Techniques for Establishing and Maintaining Audio Loudness for Digital Television' (A/85), and any successor thereto, approved by the Advanced Television Systems Committee, only insofar as such recommended practice concerns the transmission of commercial advertisements by a television broadcast station, cable operator, or other multichannel video programming distributor.

(b) Implementation-

(1) EFFECTIVE DATE- The Federal Communications Commission shall prescribe that the regulation adopted pursuant to subsection (a) shall become effective 1 year after the date of its adoption.

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Daniel Gibson's Future Ex-Mother-In-Law is a Hot Mess

VH1, Known for taking liberties with the use of the term "celebrity" in their reality cabal, has really stretched the word to its limit this season of Celebrity Rehab.

The biggest star in the current lineup is TC from Mallrats. Rounding out the cast is one of Tiger's holes, billionaire heir Jason Davis (who I refuse to believe is anyone other than Garfield creator Jim Davis' kid), and someone named Frankie Lons (who is apparently someone named Keyshia Cole's mom).

Cole, it turns out, is engaged to Cav's PG Boobie "Daniel" Gibson.

And you know what they say. You need only look at mama to find out what your future wife will become. Have fun, Boobie.

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Rachael Ray: Huge Sav Rocca Fan

Rockin' the #6 with pride in across from the Linc.

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NY Tabloids Try to Out-Fetish, Innuendo One Another in Front Page Jets Coverage

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