Fantasy "Expert" Brandon Funston Must Know He's Full of Poop

The term fantasy expert is a plain old farce. Yet, some people can honestly believe they have an inkling more knowledge than the casual fan because they can read stats better or quicker or more in depth or something.

And those people can keep a straight face when others refer to them with such an elaborate title and hand them a check. That's really what sets fantasy experts apart - the ability to not laugh at the naïveté of the public and their bosses.

Take Brandon Funston for example. Just this week he advised Yahoo players to not just sit Plax Burress, but to drop him altogether after his paltry start. If that's not mailing in a segment, I don't know what is.


The former inmate (Plax not Fun) responded with a breakout game that included 3 TDs.

I can't wait to hear Fun lament next week about grabbing Plax off the waiver wires after he and Sanchize have turned a corner and become more familiar with one another. Likely he'll have to hold in his amusement of knowing how full of poop it all is.

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BWB Radio, Episode 34

Kevin Owens knows a thing or two about playing basketball overseas. The 7-footer who recently hung up the hightops caught up with fellow Euro-vet Brandon Jennings who recently partnered with MISSION Athletecare™ in promoting their groundbreaking and game-changing Court Grip™ technology, "a proprietary, patent-pending formula that is scientifically engineered to enhance traction and combat the negative effects of dusty, worn-out courts." Fitting since such courts seem to be the only place these days locked out NBAers can catch a pickup game.

Blogs With Balls Radio, Episode 34 by Blogs with Balls

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Tigers' Great Hope

With the Detroit Tigers clawing to stay in the playoffs. I thought it was important to give the national audience a little more perspective of the team. This was released right after the (brief) hero of last night's game was sent to the minors. Enjoy.

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Separated at Birth: David Freese is on Your Side

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Old Phillies Fan's Carpet Doesn't Match the Drapes

C'Mon, cuz. If you're gonna rock the full uni during Game 1 of the NLDS, at least match up homes with aways.

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Honeymoon in Cleveland

There are few things I love receiving more on this site than photos of Browns fans tailgating, be it making fun of Braylon Edwards, idolizing Brady Quinn, or celebrating one's nuptials.

These two got married yesterday...no lie.

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