With everyone salivating over the start of the NFL's regular season and fresh off their fantasy football drafts, HHR would like to lecture you on who on your team we feel has earned the distinction of being boo-proof.
AFC East
Buffalo Bills
Marv Levy: Feel free to boo anyone on the current roster.
Rickey Williams: Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Tom Terrific: Unless he starts having baby mama drama, in which case, knock yourself out.
Steve McNair: So maybe he’s on the downside of his career, the man’s a warrior Id take to battle any day.
How could you boo any of these upstanding citizens?
Art Modell: Get over it.
Najeh Davenport: You don’t want him pooping in your closet do you?
AFC South
Matt Schaub: At least he’s not nicknamed Ookie.
Peyton Manning: You could have had Ryan Leaf to kick around. Think about that.
Fred Taylor. Feel free to boo his groin, though.
VY. Nice warrior to replace the previous one. Hook’em Horns.
AFC West
Sam Adams: Makes a mean summer ale.
Tony G.: Best of his era. Got his contract extension so he can stop whining.
Warren Sapp: He swallowed the last guy that had the audacity to boo him.
Philip Rivers & LT: Just think, this could have been Michael Vick and/or Fredo Manning.
NFC East
Carrie Underwood: Single handedly mushed Tony Romo’s career. Thank you very much.
Tom Caughlin: You try dealing with a bunch of prima donnas and knuckleheads.
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Eli "Fredo" Manning: He's had unreasonable expectations. It's not that he under-performs, it's just that he's not very good. Get used to it. And to think, to get him you let the Superchargers get Merriman, Kaeding and Rivers. Sounds fair.
Donovan McNabb: Give the guy an f’n break. (But those bounce passes he throws in the flats make me want to strangle him.)
Chris “Hot Pants” Cooley. He’s got legs, and he knows how to use them.
NFC North
Kyle Orton: Plays hard, parties harder.
Barry Sanders. Hey, Dunbar, it’s time to stop blaming Barry.
Brett Favre (a point of contention on the M&M list). I don’t care how long you have to wait for season tickets, he’s earned the right to throw 53 interceptions a year.
Mewelde Moore: Seems like a stand-up kind of guy. According to his Wikipedia entry:
Asked if he saw strippers or sex on his boat, Moore immediately replied: "Oh no, none of that. Sex? What are you talking about? That's crazy. Look man, I'm engaged. That would put me in trouble."
NFC South
Joey Harrington: This isn’t what he signed up for.
Bunch of cheaters. You think Pinkston and Thrash would have gotten all jacked up on the line in the ’03 playoffs if they were on a level playing field? Even their kicker was juicing.
You’re not supposed to boo anything related to N.O. I think Congress passed that law early last season. A little known amendment to that law said the officials had to give away the Eagles playoff game to them.
Jeff Garcia. You’ll see. !VIVA GARCIA!
NFC West
Kurt Warner: Don't mess with Jesus or Brenda.
Travis Minor: He’s Baby Jordan. Oh, wait.
Nate Clemens: You think it’s easy trying being the highest paid defensive player in League history? You don’t know pressure.
Matt Hasselbeck: It takes a real man to pose for this:
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