Welcome Home Roscoe Parrish

And by home, I mean the clink.

Don't you worry about a thing.

AP: Bills receiver Parrish arrested, charged with DUI

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Buffalo Bills receiver Roscoe Parrish was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence, police said.

Parrish was stopped at 4:30 a.m. on Saturday, said Miami Beach Police Department spokesman Juan Sanchez. Parrish was driving a 2005 Bentley westbound on MacArthur Causeway, which connects Miami Beach to the mainland.

Sanchez said Parrish was taken into custody on a DUI charge. A Miami-Dade County jail spokeswoman said he was released later Saturday on $1,000 bond.

Parrish, 25, went to high school and college in Miami. He was a second-round pick of the Bills in 2005.

It was not immediately known whether he had a lawyer. Calls and e-mail messages sent to KCB Sports Marketing, which represents Parrish, were not immediately returned.

It's bad enough he's DUIing, but he's DUIing in a Bentley. Why does Roscoe Parrish have a Bentley? Why can't these dude bring themselves to call a cab? Or rent a driver? He can afford a Bentley but not a driver.

Clearly, Parrish was simply initiating himself into the prestigious Miami Hurricane Incarceration Club. It is a real brotherhood down there in South Florida.