Mike Minter, Clean Up on Aisle 7

Because what self-respecting Jersey guy doesn't love himself some Carolina (Sex) Panthers?

"I'm need some buns for my hot dog."

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Training Camp Postcards, Part 5 of 8: NFC South

As you may or may not follow, SI.com has dispatched "10 writers to report on the 32 NFL training camps across the country" and is featuring their reports throughout August in their Training Camp Postcard segment.

Here at HHR, we prefer to look at actual postcards sent by players to their loved ones, as opposed to Peter King drivel.

Today, we take a look at what's going on in Flowery Branch, GA (Falcons), Spartanburg, SC (Panthers), Jackson, MS (Saints), Lake Buena Vista, FL (Bucs) from a player's perspective.

To See the Complete Parts 1-8, Click Here.

Ladies and Germs...Your 2020 Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders

U.L.G.Y. You Ain't Got No Alibi!

In a week when a male Kansas Jayhawk spirit squader thanked SI in its Letters section for "clarifying" for us that cheerleaders are in fact "athletes," we get the latest on the MMA- wannabes/ragamuffins in Florida who beat down there "friend" and squad-mate, Victoria Lindsay.

Athletic indeed. Kimbo don't want none of that. Though, we'd love to see the gang of eight have at it with the pep-filled Jayhawk.

Until now, the Lindsay's identity had been concealed, but hard-hitting newsbusters Inside Edition and People Magazine break the cone of secrecy. Unlike Inside Edition and People, we will refrain from linking the video - since we still consider ourselves somewhat decent human beings (besides, we are sure you've already seen it).

And, mind you, this lass is 16, so here's as much info as we will share, lest we have Carl Monday on our asses...

For news video and slide show from Orlando's Local 6, click the image below.

Jason Klye, LB, CEO

As if a sports story from Men's Vogue wasn't an obscure enough post for you, Inc. Magazine spotlighted Panthers' linebacker Jason Kyle's foray into the boardroom in this month's Finance section.

Recently, Kyle, a 13-year vet, partnered with consulting company Arizona Bay to develop a company called Pro Player Connect, "an online hub that would connect professional athletes with local sponsorship deals, promotional contracts, and free and discounted promotional gear" capitalizing on the sports endorsement industry "worth nearly $1 billion and has only recently begun migrating to the Web."

According to the article, "Pro Player Connect has attracted some high-profile investors--football veterans Vinny Testaverde and Christian Fauria, as well as NASCAR driver Michael Waltrip."

It is refreshing to see athletes, like Kyle and former Chief John Alt, drifting away from the post-career broadcasting or coaching roles and using their contacts and financial resources to not only develop income for themselves, but to create similar avenues for their contemporaries.

Alt, according to his bio at Performance Health Technologies, "currently serves as Investment Consultant through Linsco/Private Ledger, the country's largest independent brokerage firm. Mr. Alt's primary responsibilities include working with professional football players to assist them with their investment and estate planning needs."

And you thought Lenny Dykstra had cornered the market.