The fight of the year (if this year were 1992)

Not since Screech/Horseshack I has there been a worse idea for a boxing match.

Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson are mumbling about rematch.

Holyfield, 45, has revealed he is considering an offer from 41-year-old Tyson's camp to meet in the ring for a third time. "There has been some talk between us," Holyfield told The Guardian newspaper on Thursday.

Unfortunately, Tyson was talking into Holyfield's bad ear, and actually asked him 'if he could count to ten' not 'do you want to fight again.' I am not sure Tyson is even talking to the right guy, it all depends who answers the phone at Holyfield's house.

At least 'Ron Mexico' was original

Listening to Boomer and Carton on New York's WFAN on the way to the Old Country Buffet for an 'All you can eat' throw down. Their guest this morning was former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield. He is trying to get one last fight because he claims 'it's not how you start your career it's how you finish it.' Thought his was finished in the late 90's but what do I know.

Carton brought up Holyfield's link to HGH and steroids and said that in the documents seized by authorities, the records indicate an HGH purchase by a man named 'Evan Field' who had the same address and telephone number of the former champion. The records also showed that when authorities called the number, Evander Holyfield answered the phone.

Holyfield's defense of his connection to the pharmacy, HGH, and the supposed phone call?

'It wasn't me. '

Fine mush head. It wasn't you. Then put 'Evan Field' on the phone. He lives at your address and gives out your phone number. Is he available for comment?