The Nats recently traded away Ryan Church and Brian Schneider and released John Patterson.
This also lead to the departure from DC of Mrs. Patterson/Miss DC 2005 Sarah Shambeau and Mrs. Church and Mrs. Schneider.
Nats faithful are now sweating the potential loss of Mrs. Felipe Lopez.
With this kind of tail fleeing the city en masse is it any wonder why visiting Governors have to ship in $5000 out-of-state hookers?
