Tony's Reality

Apparently Tony Reali does a weekly fantasy column in the Philly Inquirer. However, the only thing fantasy about this article is Stat Boy's pompadour. Word on the street is that this is the head shot he used during his unsuccessful bid to join the cast of Grease 2.

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Separated at Birth: Try a Salad

Subbing on PTI today, Dan LeBatard is systematically eating himself into Artie Lange.

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The Next Great Master Debaters

Watching First Take this morning and caught an interview segment with future Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson.

First off, WOW. How that man orders a sandwich, calls information or gets through a day is beyond my thought process. But it got me to thinking about the untapped potential of a television and English train wreck that is Rickey. It was reminiscent of a former TV analyst and football Hall of Famer, Emmitt Smith.

Now that Emmitt is unemployed and Rickey is officially, officially retired (Hear that Rickey? RETIRED. Once you are enshrined, you are DONE) I think they would make the perfect hosts for.....

PTI (Pardon the Inter-matriculation)

Imagine the new words/phrases, uncomfortable smiles, panic induced laughing fits and sheer confusion on their faces as they stumble through just ONE topic.

Of course, the debate section would only last five minutes and the other twenty-five minutes would be dedicated to asking "Stat Boy" Steve Young "Stevie, what did we not get done so good?"

Good night Cananada!

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Pardon the Interuption...

But we need a wardrobe change, knuckleheads.

Two nights ago, the ever-fashion conscious Ariel noted the eye-sore that was Wilbon's purple pocket square and blue shirt.

Today, she did a "What the...?" double take, followed by, "Dirtbag."

The left screenshot was taken from today's PTI. The right from Tuesday's.