Warren Sapp Continues to Embarrass Himself, Miami Football Program

Something called a "Griffin Matthews," which to the best of my knowledge is a gay Steve Urkel, "tussles with teddy bear Warren Sapp." Click here to watch the QBKilla in all his glory.

Warren Sapp Sets Miami Football Back 25 Years

"The Miami Hurricanes are the beast of college football. A sports powerhouse unlike any other, they are a dynasty fueled not by indiviudals but by the aura of "the Miami Vice" - a swaggering, trash-talking, us-against-the-world mentality."

-from 'Cane Mutiny by Bruce Feldman

The University of Miami football team and alumni association worked hard to earn the reputation as a bunch of lowlife thugs. Be it crack addiction, murder raps or unprecedented on-field brawls, these reps don't come overnight.

Somewhere in America sits a man named Ray Lewis. Undoubtedly, Mr. Lewis is seething to stab Warren Sapp repeatedly in the heart with a butter knife, and most red-blooded American college football fans would find this totally justified, whether they care for the U or not.

You understand me, Sweet Tooth?