Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The chief breaks down this week's NFL Power Rankings

Vinny Testaverde's prostate, a playful Jaguar and a pile of poo.

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-posted by the chief

5 comments:

Unknown said...

HO-LY SHIT. That's amazing.

Freakin' great. This must be a weekly update. I command it so.

Hugging Harold Reynolds said...

We've done it two weeks in a row now (click on the Power Rankings tag to see the last). It shall continue from here on out.

Unknown said...

PS: I take exception in the comment on the NY Giants and their schedule from here on out:
Oct 28 Sun at Miami (London)
Nov 11 Sun Dallas
Nov 18 Sun at Detroit
Nov 25 Sun Minnesota
Dec 2 Sun at Chicago
Dec 9 Sun at Philadelphia
Dec 16 Sun Washington
Dec 23 Sun at Buffalo
Dec 29 Sat New England

The "away" game at Miami is a complete misnomer. The tough game is that 11/11 game vs. Dallas. 11/18 vs. Detroit is tough (the game is in Detroit too) but defensively the Lions are crap. Home vs. Minny on 11/25 scares the crap out of me b/c Minny always plays the Gmen really tough. Those first 2 games in December are tough, (@ Chicago, @ Bears) but are manageable, especially because both teams might be fully mailing it in by then. Then the Skins (the GMen own the skins, look it up) at home followed by @ Buffalo (which will be cold, but so is Giants stadium!) and then closing against New England (who will be resting their starters for the playoff run). This doesn't scare me one bit!

lucas said...

you've described 5 out of the 8 games as problematic. And New England won't rest anyone; Belichick is out for blood all year. So, in summary, I think the Giants are foooooked. But your comments will be factored into how they are mocked next week.

Unknown said...

Fine, so long as the N.E.P. bukkake is discontinued.

PS: Assuming the GMen's 5-2 record right now, I'll take a scenario where they can finish 9-7 or [dare to dream] 10-6.