Hey, it's Tommy. I am on freaking TV aren't I! WOO HOOO....
Can you see me? Watch I'll wave! These seats are un-farking-real!
Ha..DUDE! I'll do it again! Ha! Watch me pretend to drink a beer and be drunk. Are you DVRing this?
Wait...everyone is standing up, I think the YMCA is going to start.......ooooooooooooooo