Gmail chat exchange...

Ren: Can you do hugs?

Fat Willard: Yeah.
Fat Willard: Ugh, pedrioa won MVP. As if he weren't already an insufferable little cunt
Ren: ha
Fat Willard: This is like campus assbag in college that wins the big beer pong tourney. We are never hearing the end of this.

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