Wednesday, December 3, 2008

SHOCKING NEW REVELATION IN BURRESS GUN CASE

Gerry Dorsey of World Weekly News is reporting that "Burress Blames Leprechaun for Injury."

After taking counsel with his lawyer, Burress finally surrendered to the police on Monday, with an explanation they were not expecting: Burress was aiming at a leprechaun who had been getting fresh with his wife!

Weekly World News tracked the leprachaun down for his side of the story. Seamus O’Shaughnessy said to reporters “I dinnea lay a hand on the lass tha’ she dinnea want! She made the first move sure as I’m standin’ here! He asked for an apology, an’ sure enough he got it! Not my fault if the daftie tripped over his sweatpants an nearly blew off his John Thomas.”

Photo: World Weekly News

1 comment:

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