Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Someone Tell Madden Nation

In addition to anti-social behavior, pasty, sun-deprived skin and a false sense of reality, Swiss scientists have identified a condition they are referring to as "PlayStation palmar hidradentitis" which is caused by "too tight a grip on the console and furiously pushing the buttons" and "can cause a newly identified skin disorder marked by painful lumps on the palms."

Further, "Other researchers have identified acute tendonitis from playing too much of Nintendo Co Ltd's Wii, and now a disorder related to the PlayStation can be added to the list, the team said."

XBoxers everywhere would point and laugh, but that would require them peeling their asses off their piss-ridden couches.

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