Oh it's so God damn hard being a single, hot 21-year-old Olympic swimmer. After hospice workers and the guys that empty Port-O-Johns, this broad has it the worst.
ALL Australia's sexiest swimmer Stephanie Rice wants for Christmas is a new boyfriend. But the 21-year-old triple Olympic gold medallist said finding love was tough. In a revealing interview with The Daily Telegraph, Rice told of how her life spiralled out of control after the Beijing Olympics, leading her to dump her management team International Quarterback and take control of her own affairs. After her stunning Olympics success, she was publicly linked to American swimming superstar Michael Phelps, bad boy Aussie swimmer Nick D'Arcy, Sydney rugby league star David "Wolfman" Williams and long-time training partner Brendan Capell.
Spiraled out of control! She was spotting dating and enjoying herself! It was a nightmare the average person could only hope to avoid.
Not to make a silly pun, but could you expand the dating pool just a little Steph. Stop dating swimmers and athletes and broaden your horizons. You should start hanging out at blogging conventions, flirting on Twitter, or meet me at the Arby's in one hour.
If you must date a swimmer, I'd try and hit the pool at a different hour. Senior Citizen swim is 7 a.m. sharp. That isn't a wacky noodle between his legs. Well it is but not the type you're thinking of.