Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Rep. Frank Pallone Hates America Vis-à-Vis Baseball

There is nothing more American than baseball.

With the exception of tobacco - the cash crop that helped build this great Republic.

Limousine liberal Frank Pallone wants to piss on individual rights by having the fine plant banned from the World Series.

Reports The Hill's Jordan Fabian:

With the World Series set to begin Wednesday night, a New Jersey congressman wants the participating teams to give chewing tobacco the boot from their dugouts.

Rep. Frank Pallone Jr. (D) called on the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants to eschew their use of smokeless tobacco during the Fall Classic, saying it sets a bad example for kids.

If you dig below the surface, you realize this is not, in fact, about the kids, but rather a personal crusade against America's tobacco farmers and Josh Hamilton, whose Godly power is commonly known to be derived from the Herculean sized pinch in his bottom lip.

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