Brian "The Predicament" Cushing

Repeatedly, CBS informed us in the lead-up and during the early moments of today's game that Houston's Brian Cushing is a Jersey boy.

Judging from this picture, while in the NY metro-area playing the Jets, he is no doubt trying to score roofies from Nick Swisher.

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