Mark Spitz, Eliot pays for sex

Be the first on your block to sport the Eliot Spitzer/ Client No. 9 Softball T-shirt. Great for weekend trips to a brothel, nights out with the fellas (then random sex with a hooker) or just driving the streets looking for ladies of the night.

Click here to get yours. (And we mean T-shirt. Not like Spitzer got his.)