Do NOT Mess with LA Galaxy F Alan Gordon When He's Pinching a Loaf

You've been warned.

"It's coming out sideways."

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Separated at Birth: Meet the Franklins

Reader Ric S. points out the eerily similar resemblance of MLS Rookie of the Year Sean Franklin and the token black kid from Peanuts, aptly named...Franklin.